BREAKING: Ford raising taxes to pay for subway

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"It gives The Globe and Mail no pleasure to revisit once again the troubling social behaviour of Toronto’s mayor, Rob Ford".

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even da globe can't say what's on their little minds.

makes them look like condescending, patronizing arseholes. :lol:
 

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This guy is the poster child for the conservative stereotype.


Rob Ford tape transcript: The audio tape of the Toronto Mayor disparaging Karen Stintz

Edited transcript of an audio tape that, according to the Toronto Sun, is a recording of Rob Ford at an Etobicoke bar on Monday evening.

Rob Ford: Put this f—–g flag up…. Tim Hudak goes ‘yeah I agree with all the gays..’

Unidentified voice: You’re the mayor. You went to Queen’s Park with em.

Ford: No the gay organization went to Queen’s Park with it. And there’s a standstill. At Queen’s Park you have to have every member to vote for you.

Ford: No, no, no, and Tim says you know what? That’s right. I think it’s kind of right there.

(mumbling)

Ford: Well I don’t know what the f—. I can’t vote Liberal cause I don’t like what [Kathleen] Wynne’s doing. Not because she’s gay, I just don’t like (the propostion?)

(mumbling)

Ford: And NDP, I’m just not left wing. I am like Tim Hudak. But I won’t put his sign up on my lawn and I won’t give him any money. I might have to vote Green. I don’t know what the f— I’m going to vote.

Malevoice: Vote Green?

Rob Ford: (angry mumbling) I am absolutely going to vote. I’m probably going to vote Green cause the Green guy didn’t say a f—–g word.

Male voice: You’re a business guy. How could you vote anything but PC?


Ford: No, no I don’t mind these guys. I’d rather them vote against me than not vote at all. I’d rather lose to Olivia Chow than lose to anyone.

Male voice: How about Karen Stintz?

Ford: I’d like to f—–g jam her but she don’t want it.


(Much laughter. Mumbling)

Ford: I can’t talk like this. I’m so sorry. I forgot there was a woman in the house.

(mumbling)

Ford: [Something about CSIS] There’s no envelope there’s no secret service.

(more mumbling)

Ford: There’s no secret service!

Ford: I admit, I am not the normal mayor. I’m not the normal mayor.

Male voice: How do you f— your wife?

Ford: I’d f— your wife. I’d f— your wife. I won’t go that far.


Female voice: Oh Nick stop

Ford: Now you’re talking my language.

Female voice: I don’t like where this conversation is going.

Female voice: When was the last time you smoked a joint?

Ford: It doesn’t matter. These guys want me f—–g covered in… But nobody is going to cover me, I’ve got everything under control.

Female voice: Rob!

Ford: Is that your wife?

Male voice: Yeah

Female voice: Rob!

Ford: Get her a shot right now or I’ll f—–g break her little neck.


Female voice: Stop.

Rob: I don’t mind talking politics… I f—–g pound this every day.

Male voice: It’s nine o’clock at night.

Ford: Something over there…. Sorry that was f—–g racist, sorry.

Ford: If you don’t get a shot in two seconds I’ll knock your f—–g teeth out.

(mumbling)

Female voice: Everyone is allowed their down time.

Ford: That’s what I’m saying… It’s after nine. I want to give him two shots cause those two dagos are drinking together.

Male voice: Did you just call me a dago, really?


Ford: I’m f—–g sick of politics dude. Look at my record… I’m gonna win.

Female voice: Rob!

Ford: You have two choices. You have Olivia Chow…. And you vote for Tory, you vote for Chow.

Male voice: You’re splitting the vote!

Rob Ford tape transcript: The audio tape of the Toronto Mayor disparaging Karen Stintz
 
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#juan

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Is that moron Ford still making important decisions? Why is he still there?
 

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Mentalfloss are you saying that all his moronic behavior is justified because you think he "cares about Toronto"? This twit only cares about Rob Ford.
lol that might maybe shoulda been purple me thinks...
 

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He finally sobered up and realized the truth was inevitable. I do give him credit for
admitting he's got serious problems he can't fix himself.
Ford is popular because people believe you can just cut red tape and avoid paying
taxes without consequences and that just ain't so.
you are kidding yourself if you think this guy has a shred of decency in him towards himself or anything.

He is pulling a fast one .

My one real gripe with the guy is his disrespect for his wife and women in general.

I drink!!! get silly buggers and on occasion a total *******. Been years since I was that loaded though.
I know one thing about drinking to excess, your true colors come to the forefront often enough.

It's in this guy's nature to be the guy who needs to show this amount disrespect to women.

Any guy that does that sort of thing around me only gets to do it once, they are history.

To publicly reduce your wife to some inane gesture to the public while sober, his ***** eating comment on the job at city hall, is a mark of a really piece of shyte.

his constant redusing women to his sexual fantasies with low life losers in tow is enough to warrant disdain.
And yet there are people that think he is an ok guy and doing a fine job.

Sometimes i really believe i'm living in not a banana republic but just bananaland.
 

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Mentalfloss are you saying that all his moronic behavior is justified because you think he "cares about Toronto"? This twit only cares about Rob Ford.

He cares about Toronto so much that apparently as soon as he doesn't get to be mayor anymore he is going down to California, presumably to hang out with Jimmy Kimmel, who is obviously a genuine friend and in no way screwing with him for ratings.

To publicly reduce your wife to some inane gesture to the public while sober, his ***** eating comment on the job at city hall, is a mark of a really piece of shyte.

There is no reason to assume that he was sober when he made those comments. I think at this point we need to take dunk/high as the default.

While his comments about women sound bad, it really doesn't matter, since all he has to do is cut them a cheque and it is all good. A wise man once told me, "Women love money".
 

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He cares about Toronto so much that apparently as soon as he doesn't get to be mayor anymore he is going down to California, presumably to hang out with Jimmy Kimmel, who is obviously a genuine friend and in no way screwing with him for ratings.



There is no reason to assume that he was sober when he made those comments. I think at this point we need to take dunk/high as the default.

While his comments about women sound bad, it really doesn't matter, since all he has to do is cut them a cheque and it is all good. A wise man once told me, "Women love money".
God I hope Rob Ford wins the mayoral race again .
The center of the universe deserves strong leadership .