Bigfoot Risks Extinction, says Canadian MP

Motion: To call a group of Bigfoot a "Smelly"

  • All those in Favour

    Votes: 5 83.3%
  • Opposed

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Total voters
    6
  • Poll closed .

Twila

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It should be obvious he'd stand a much better chance of getting protection for them if he provided the proof that they exist first, so I don't believe getting protection for them is his real motive. This is a guy with a hidden agenda, probably involving enriching himself.

It may be his belief that without the protection the creature would be in great danger from rednecks, trophy hunters, and women looking for fame.
 

Dexter Sinister

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Oct 1, 2004
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It may be his belief that without the protection the creature would be in great danger from rednecks, trophy hunters, and women looking for fame.
If Bigfoot exists, that danger already exists too. Such people haven't done very well at finding Bigfoot so far, I don't see that proof it exists would make it any easier to find. Lots of people who already believe it's out there have gone looking for it without success. Probably all that'd happen is that we'd have more rednecks, trophy hunters, and maladjusted women, getting lost and disappearing in the wilderness. Which might not be a bad thing.
 

Kreskin

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Feb 23, 2006
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Women looking for fame? For those who like the strong, silent and hairy type?
 

Twila

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Not quite, more like: " I was raped by sasquatch...and now I'm having his 2 headed baby"
You know...the Jerry Springer style fame
 

EagleSmack

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Feb 16, 2005
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The Patterson Film has been proven a fake because the man who filmed it said it was.

Let me do a search...

Edit... My mistake... another man and Bigfoot Investigator named Ray Wallace claimed he worked with Patterson on the film but that has never been confirmed by Patterson or Gimlin.
 
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Kreskin

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I can see sexism will be a big problem for Bigfoot. Anyone who has ever thought of Bigfoot has always thought of a male samsquamch. Never a female. Maybe every one ever spotted has been a female.

Bigfoot is headed for a feminist movement.
 

Kreskin

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Feb 23, 2006
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I was wondering how this would turn out, glad to see the motion carry...
"11318 abstained" LMAO guess we can't call this a "mandate" eh??

It's a little weak but democracy prevailed! ;-)
 

Dexter Sinister

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The Patterson Film has been proven a fake because the man who filmed it said it was.

Let me do a search...

Edit... My mistake... another man and Bigfoot Investigator named Ray Wallace claimed he worked with Patterson on the film but that has never been confirmed by Patterson or Gimlin.
There's discussion of it, with links to lots of other things, here.
 

Unforgiven

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Hmmm so if I catch Ann Coulter, current release rules indicate I dump the body in Jersey?

Sorry wrong Sasquatch thread. :eek:ccasion5:
 

Kreskin

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Hmmm so if I catch Ann Coulter, current release rules indicate I dump the body in Jersey?

Sorry wrong Sasquatch thread. :eek:ccasion5:

If you catch Ann Coulter release her somewhere north of the Arctic Circle..near polar bears.