Atheist Jokes
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eanassir
As a believer in a higher power, I take extreme offense to your form of 'preaching' about religion. That you would bust into the middle of a humorous thread (even though it was put in the spirituality forum instead of jokes) to post comments about how atheists will burn in hell, is beyond reprehensible.
I have debated religion with Scott, with LGilbert, with Dexter, and with a host of other atheists on this forum, and not one of them has come by their beliefs lightly, or in any manner which a reasonable person could think would mean any of them deserve a place in hell. Only a lunatic god would cast someone into such a fate simply for not believing. The moral code and actions of a person are what counts much more than belief, and none of the atheists on our forum (that I can think of at least... lol) are lacking in morality.
No one deserves to have such a threat as hell cast at them at every turn, even if it is a hollow threat.
As a believer in a higher power, I take extreme offense to your form of 'preaching' about religion. That you would bust into the middle of a humorous thread (even though it was put in the spirituality forum instead of jokes) to post comments about how atheists will burn in hell, is beyond reprehensible.
I have debated religion with Scott, with LGilbert, with Dexter, and with a host of other atheists on this forum, and not one of them has come by their beliefs lightly, or in any manner which a reasonable person could think would mean any of them deserve a place in hell. Only a lunatic god would cast someone into such a fate simply for not believing. The moral code and actions of a person are what counts much more than belief, and none of the atheists on our forum (that I can think of at least... lol) are lacking in morality.
No one deserves to have such a threat as hell cast at them at every turn, even if it is a hollow threat.
As Egyptians say:يا ناصح ! which means: What an excellent and sincere adviser!
Do you swear to it?
You bet.
As I pointed out before I was once a believer. I never would have thought I didn't really believe either but then one day it dawned on me: if I can't let my belief be challenged then my belief can't be real but if I let it be challenged I might find out god isn't real. So what am I afraid of? I am afraid that god might not be real or that I don't believe. How can one who is afraid say he believes? Well he can't, so right there I had to step up to the challenge. I see that you are afraid too which is why you cling to your book, like a Christian, and hide behind it.
The funny thing is that i am not technically an atheist. I do believe in a higher form of consciousness but I don't call it god and i don't believe it requires me to bow down and kiss its butt. My beef is with nut cases that think they have a handle on the truth and then butt into a humour thread with that kind of none sense. Poor bugger. When he dies he will be in for one hell of a let down.
17,000 atheists in the Middle East rioted this week after a blank sheet of paper was found on a cartoonist's desk.
Not all people are alike in many respects; here I remember the Quran aya
7: 159
وَمِن قَوْمِ مُوسَى أُمَّةٌ يَهْدُونَ بِالْحَقِّ وَبِهِ يَعْدِلُونَ
The explanation:
(Of the people of Moses there was a party [: the prophets succeeded after Moses], who guided [their people] by the truth, and by it judged [opponents] with justice.)
eanassir
quranandhebrewbible.t35.com(Of the people of Moses there was a party [: the prophets succeeded after Moses], who guided [their people] by the truth, and by it judged [opponents] with justice.)
eanassir
Not all people are alike; I here remember the Quran aya
7: 159
وَمِن قَوْمِ مُوسَى أُمَّةٌ يَهْدُونَ بِالْحَقِّ وَبِهِ يَعْدِلُونَ
The explanation:
(Of the people of Moses there was a party [: the prophets succeeded after Moses], who guided [their people] by the truth, and by it judged [opponents] with justice.)
eanassir
quranandhebrewbible.t35.com(Of the people of Moses there was a party [: the prophets succeeded after Moses], who guided [their people] by the truth, and by it judged [opponents] with justice.)
eanassir
Cliffy,
I should cleave your rancorous words with the sword; but only that Jesus Christ did not agree about the sword.
Do you want to rip the minarets and mosques with your sword (see your avatar)!?
This is like Don Quixote attacking the windmills :lol: .
I should cleave your rancorous words with the sword; but only that Jesus Christ did not agree about the sword.
Do you want to rip the minarets and mosques with your sword (see your avatar)!?
This is like Don Quixote attacking the windmills :lol: .
Jokes are good; no one dislikes jokes; but when some jokes includes some ridicule and mockery against God; it is forbidden by religion.
Only some jokes in the original topic are nice, but some jokes of some atheists are very bad. Not all the above jokes are quite funny.
God - be glorified - said in the Quran 9: 65
وَلَئِن سَأَلْتَهُمْ لَيَقُولُنَّ إِنَّمَا كُنَّا نَخُوضُ وَنَلْعَبُ قُلْ أَبِاللّهِ وَآيَاتِهِ وَرَسُولِهِ كُنتُمْ تَسْتَهْزِؤُونَ
The explanation:
( And if you [Mohammed] question them [about the reason for their laughing and mocking],
then assuredly they will say: "We were only discoursing [about the stories of the ancients], and making fun [with their stories.]"
Say: "What, then were you mocking God, and His revelations [of the Quran], and His messenger [Mohammed]?")
I say this and I am leaving this thread.
Only some jokes in the original topic are nice, but some jokes of some atheists are very bad. Not all the above jokes are quite funny.
God - be glorified - said in the Quran 9: 65
وَلَئِن سَأَلْتَهُمْ لَيَقُولُنَّ إِنَّمَا كُنَّا نَخُوضُ وَنَلْعَبُ قُلْ أَبِاللّهِ وَآيَاتِهِ وَرَسُولِهِ كُنتُمْ تَسْتَهْزِؤُونَ
The explanation:
( And if you [Mohammed] question them [about the reason for their laughing and mocking],
then assuredly they will say: "We were only discoursing [about the stories of the ancients], and making fun [with their stories.]"
Say: "What, then were you mocking God, and His revelations [of the Quran], and His messenger [Mohammed]?")
I say this and I am leaving this thread.
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No it's not, it's forbidden by *your* understanding of *your* religion. That's fine for you, so don't tell such jokes yourself and don't pay attention to people who do, but trying to insist that your standards should apply to everyone is likely to get you nothing but richly deserved scorn around here, as you've seen.
Lighten up; god can take it, and if he doesn't like the jokes he's always got the old lightning bolt option on the perpetrators.
Obviously, the Big Gee didn't appreciate this atheist tree!
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PYREU/PP30694~Lighning-Bolt-Posters.jpg
I've heard it said the visible lightning is the positive charge striking upward. So, perhaps the tree was angry? Wow, makes one think, doesn't it? I am selling my axe!
I forget the exact number, but I believe it is over 100 annually that are killed in logging accidents in BC. Get rid of your chainsaw first!