http://tunes.digitalock.com/goodvibrations.mp3
If it were up to me, Arts funding would be the first to go...
What a joy you would have been as policy adviser in the courts of ancient and middle-ages kings.
http://tunes.digitalock.com/crucifixion.mp3
King (to council): In the beginning I had to collect this level taxes in order to pay Forces required to defend against action-taking marauders.
Because the right guys to fight were hired, we were successful, such that nobody crosses our borders with malicious intent. To this day, those who try get killed. In anciet days, it was neanderthals trying to cross.
Consequently, agricultural output has tripled, such that now is being gathering three times more taxes than required to defend the borders. I see tax cuts. I can see a building up of the treasury in case of emergency like those endured in the times of Joseph. I am listening to suggestions; I am hearing advice.
Chief Internal Spy: The farmers are doing three times better, but the dreaming schmulches are still hungry. We can only eat so much food at court, and now because we are running an agricultural surplus we have to feed some of our best eggs to pigs. What if we fed the artists to do their best? At the very least it will cut the cost of law enforcement kicking people so hungry they don't care if they die.
King (to national book keeper): Given the current tax structure, what pays off better? Me cutting taxes to those farmers made so well under current policy, or keeping the existing tax-structure going and pay the surplus to get bumbs off the street, some of which might be useful for paintaing beautiful pictures and other great at doing statues?
NBK (National Book Keeper): I don't know.
King (back to CIS): Will the farmers care if they keep paying the same taxes, now that their productivity has gone up three times?
CIS advisor: They frankly couldn't give a ****-hoot as long as things are safe and secure and well taken care of. They are farmers, and they like to eat healthy food. It comes from a time when their families were hungry with maladjusted diets and...
King: In the mean time, because my court obviously needs some mathematical support here, none of you noticed how what I need to know is whether or not to spend this tax surplus on paying foof-fart artists able to do their thing. Options are we kill all the pretty dream-boys in order for my treasury to get larger, such that the farmers get richer insolong as they are never corporate owned, and when I cut their taxes, or the treasury bitches about not piling up as many numbers as it could, I will be forgiven by Satan.
(Suddenly out of nowhere appears the option of choosing one of three archangels... of which there are seven)
King: If you guys knew any women capable of recognizing anything close to the stuff required to kill Lucifer in order to change time-space you will see how the deal between God and Man was...
Okay... let's just knock it off. We are in a position to put Lucifer in a zoo, upon which all proper forms of respects shall be granted.
Court water bearer: In order ot maintain greatest order, it has been suggest by Colpy's sisters and ants that it be this:
http://tunes.digitalock.com/goodvibrations.mp3
http://tunes.digitalock.com/crucifixion.mp3
This song was create at the time of secret suppressed during the time of Canadian compliance to the cold-war issue.
In the mean time you pricks never got a picture about how me, the most worthless human below your super-muscular power, after I tried to take over everything...
I bet none of you know the difference between infinity verses a normal mathematical situation.
In the mean time, I did war against Lucifer when I put him into a zoo and it willl require as many goodness into each archangel.
Take your archangel type, feed it, and go to church.
Jesus mother ****ing holy Jesus Christ you guys are never going to believe this.
Lucifer just came into my mind and told me to let off.
I told him he doesn't get off unless and until the the Holey Mother aka Holey Ghost resolves.
There are seven archangels, each according to their kind. For me it's Tyrial. I have to be humble before him the big fat ****ing a-hole I can take with me into the net big dimension because he is not evil.
In the mean time... Think about it in terms of how much closer to infinity it is to well managed organization of guppies before a fish-tank.
Listen to me seriously.
Pretend yuo're a hyperspace being able to put yourself an your perfect love onto infinite love.
What do you do with Lucifer whining and asking to be saved? I did that with guppies crying to be left alive in a fish tank where I had been there I could have saved them from the way by science teacher thought they were garbage. Impossible. If my spiritual feeling gets through he's colonizing/populating one of those gazillion planets as big as Jupiter not orbiting a star wondering how the galaxy could have so much more gravitational power as the stars showed as if it were not possible for that much mass and dust to float around in the galay without being part of a star.
So... Did advertising get paid well enough to keep the grants going to be told how there was dark matter, or did it who the effects of a super-good cibilization seeing how to ... if not wacked out of its brains, then a perfect space explorer.
As if to pay for it there would be a problem with Monstanto sucking more energy out of food than it has yet figured how to suck energy from chloroplasts.
I keep thinking I could take a Monstando drone and turn 'it' into something useful.