Are Crows fair game?
- Thread starter Impetus
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No,the noisy nubian never-do wells must be destroyed. On behalf of the earth and future generations it must be done. We can always take photos and stuff a few of the fleabags to placate the enviroMENTALists.
I'd love to ,but it is too dangerous to venture outside,those damn crows and maybe even flying monkeys. Also I am not too fond of lions,tigers or bears.But worst of all is fire,just listening to the Springsteen song loosens my bowels. I think I will just stay put and wile away the hours,conferring with the flowers,consulting with the rain. Cheers.
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Consider that all things have something to do with something else. Also consider that 99.9% or so of all the species that have ever lived are now extinct. What happened when the last of the Mamoths kicked the bucket?
On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail
You'll be sure to see
All Mother Nature's favorite pets
All sitting rigidly.
They're never hungry anymore
They're last meal left them stuffed.
Don't worry they won't walk away
If you you try to pet their fluff.
Where the dog goes... (silence)
And the cow goes... (silence)
And the bear goes... (silence)
And the pig goes... (silence)
And the crow goes... KWAH!
I guess it was alive.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.
The Mounted Animal Nature Trail
It's good for mom and dad.
Where else can grandma and the kids
See the Silence of the Lambs.
Don't have to walk a hundred miles
Or climb the steepest hill.
And the only fiercesome sound you'll hear
Is the ringing of the till.
Where the dog goes... (silence)
And the bear goes... (silence)
And the cow goes... (silence)
And the pig goes... (silence)
And the crow goes... KWAH!
I guess it was alive.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.
The only things that bite are the bugs.
Unlike any themepark the mice won't say hello.
And if your having problems with your own family pet.
You can bring him in and add him to the trail.
"Everybody!"
Where the dog goes... (silence)
And the cow goes... (silence)
And the bear goes... (silence)
And the pig goes... (silence)
And the crow goes...
"Don't cry for me argentina, the truth is I never left you"
Where's its metal bra.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.
(by The Arrogant Worms)
You'll be sure to see
All Mother Nature's favorite pets
All sitting rigidly.
They're never hungry anymore
They're last meal left them stuffed.
Don't worry they won't walk away
If you you try to pet their fluff.
Where the dog goes... (silence)
And the cow goes... (silence)
And the bear goes... (silence)
And the pig goes... (silence)
And the crow goes... KWAH!
I guess it was alive.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.
The Mounted Animal Nature Trail
It's good for mom and dad.
Where else can grandma and the kids
See the Silence of the Lambs.
Don't have to walk a hundred miles
Or climb the steepest hill.
And the only fiercesome sound you'll hear
Is the ringing of the till.
Where the dog goes... (silence)
And the bear goes... (silence)
And the cow goes... (silence)
And the pig goes... (silence)
And the crow goes... KWAH!
I guess it was alive.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.
The only things that bite are the bugs.
Unlike any themepark the mice won't say hello.
And if your having problems with your own family pet.
You can bring him in and add him to the trail.
"Everybody!"
Where the dog goes... (silence)
And the cow goes... (silence)
And the bear goes... (silence)
And the pig goes... (silence)
And the crow goes...
"Don't cry for me argentina, the truth is I never left you"
Where's its metal bra.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.
(by The Arrogant Worms)
Well done ! I'am glad you found a sensible solution to your problem without killing anything .
Well, it was just a bit of deductive reasoning...now that I've filled the feeder we've also had the Blue Jays return. But no crows!
Muz
You should try living up north with the ravens. They're bigger, cleverer, and make a whole VARIETY of noises
Crows make fine targets, basically a varmit, they are on the year-round license here in NB. I used to shoot them on sight, but am a little less apt to waste ammo on them now.
They are smart.........got so they would not approach my camp, but would roost in a tree about 120 yards off, across the river, well out of shotgun range. Then I bought a lovely, accurate .223 Rem rifle. 55 grain Super Explosive Hornady bullets at 3200 feet per second make'em blow up real good!
They are smart.........got so they would not approach my camp, but would roost in a tree about 120 yards off, across the river, well out of shotgun range. Then I bought a lovely, accurate .223 Rem rifle. 55 grain Super Explosive Hornady bullets at 3200 feet per second make'em blow up real good!
I had a visit from a bluejay yesterday. Fantastically beautiful creature. They are rather noisey, though, eh? I never realised they're named after their noise