Are Child Tax Credit cheques out today?

[petros]

The sirens have been non-stop this AM. It's good to know the kid's are getting their food and clothes. Is Molsons giving away T-shirts again?

 

[petros]

Oh goodie...... gunshots. It must be child tax credit day. Lets hear it for the kids!

 

[Cliffy]

Boy, am I glad I live in a small town. When a siren goes off, everybody runs outside to see what the commotion is, it happens so rarely. I don't remember ever hearing a gun shot.

 

[petros]

When trees are worth more than crack it's time for you to run to the hills Cliffy.

 

[Cliffy]

Well, right now trees aren't worth jack! - lumber jack, that is. Industry is dying from its own greed and stupidity. Imagine being saved by a bug! Forests rock, man!

 

[petros]

Maybe that's it. We should round up these punk ass wannabe men drop them off in the forest and let the trees take care of them. You round up a posse and I'll book the helicopter.