And Jesus wept

darkbeaver

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I just don't get this whole christian castigation of and aversion to homosexuality. I mean, these people claim to love God, and Jesus as Him, as their Lord and Master, so man, if you love someThing or someOne that much - and he wanted a blow job, good God, man, would you not get on your knees and give your self-professed Lord and Master a blow job?

or maybe you don't love Him that much, eh?

Finally an intelligent theory is ejaculated into the conversation.
 

MHz

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I'm pretty sure pleading you didn't know the leaven rules is going to produce zero positive results. It is only the ones who refuse to repent sins that get bounced from the 1,000 year reign to the GWT. Love for a partner would keep you out of this first gathering because nobody is married. This whole crowd (the 12 Tribes and the Church) end up being Shepherds to the ones that come alive only at the GWT. If gay from this earth want to tag up somebody is going to need a gender change because between 20 and 120 years of age they will be having 100 children. A bigger chore will be dividing up all the other flesh as not all were pets in this earth.

M't:22:30:
For in the resurrection they neither marry,
nor are given in marriage,
but are as the angels of God in heaven.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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Good to see one church refusing to bend to political correctness, and boldly following the teachings of Jesus despite the scorn of the world.
 

Colpy

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Good to see one church refusing to bend to political correctness, and boldly following the teachings of Jesus despite the scorn of the world.

And where, pray tell, does it say in scripture that the self-righteous can deny a sinner a decent burial??

Chapter and verse, please.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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And where, pray tell, does it say in scripture that the self-righteous can deny a sinner a decent burial??

Chapter and verse, please.
Not being a believer, I would never presume to tell the Baptists whether their interpretation of the teachings of Jesus is right or wrong. I can only point to the Baptists' long history of slaving, genocide, racial discrimination, sexism, murder, and child abuse. This seems perfectly in keeping with the historical conduct of the Baptists. Rather mild by their usual standard, in fact.