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I'm still hoping for the day when the Assembly of First Nations will save us from ourselves and take over the immigration portfolio.
They better do it fast , demographic changes will not be in the native griefance industries best interest.
 
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When polled, 80% of respondents said "What the fuck are you talking about?", 15% said "Fuck off!", and 5% said "Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!"

None could find Alberta on a map of North America where the Canadian provinces were clearly labelled.
Says a lot about your lack of an education system. Sadly, it is true.
 

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No that trump has been elected, do you think it's time for Alberta to have a referendum and join the USA as the 51st State?

FUCK CANADA!!! and the Snow Mexicans :ROFLMAO:

It's a nice thought but I doubt if the majority of Albertans would go for it unless Trudy is re-elected. Then some more serious thinking might be done, especially if leaving would be to our advantage. But I seriously doubt it.
 

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Alberta man's penis freezes to ground in viral arrest
Blake McPhee recently aroused the interest of cocky commenters online after his night out ended on ice.

Author of the article:Vincent McDermott, Postmedia News
Published Feb 03, 2025 • Last updated 1 day ago • 2 minute read

Penis Freeze
Viral footage of Wood Buffalo RCMP officers and security from East Village Pub freeing Blake McPhee's frozen penis from the ground outside the Fort McMurray bar on Jan. 12, 2025.
Blake McPhee wasn’t expecting a night out last month to end with an icy predicament or by arousing interest from cocky commenters online.


At about 1:43 a.m. on Jan. 12, police were called to the East Village Pub in Fort McMurray, Alta., after receiving reports of a fight outside the Timberlea bar. Officers arriving at the scene saw McPhee, who was intoxicated, allegedly “causing a disturbance.”

The police statement is vague about what happens next, but videos and photos shared online and featured by the online tabloid TMZ show the painful next steps.

McPhee fell to the ground as officers and the bar’s security tried restraining him. During the arrest, McPhee’s pants and underwear slid off as he was tackled. Weather reports show the temperatures that night in Fort McMurray were around -20 C and McPhee’s penis suddenly became frozen to the frozen pavement.

Emergency workers were able to free his frozen penis from the ground. Within hours, blurry footage of police officers trying to remove his frozen penis from the ground made the rounds on Facebook, although some videos falsely said he fell while urinating outside the bar. Coverage exploded on Jan. 24 when TMZ shared the story.


McPhee said when contacted he was not interested in giving an interview. He said he is trying to move on from the attention he’s been getting and told Postmedia he is not proud of his behaviour that night.

However, he also accused the staff and officers of tearing off his pants during the incident. He then pointed to a post he made on his Facebook acknowledged being “a drunk lunatic at the bar.”

“Still don’t understand why it was necessary to rip my f***** drawers clean off while I’m being arrested with 3 cops n 2 security dicks on me but that’s okay,” he wrote. “Gone are the days a feller can get his wiener frozen f*ckin solid to the ground without it going viral.”

He’s trying to find the humour in the incident, but challenged people making fun of him to “try having a dick n gettin er frozen fckin solid to the ground n see how small that shit gets.”

“Anyways glad I can be of some entertainment and back to making headlines,” he said.

McPhee’s amateur boxing career was covered in Fort McMurray Today and the Calgary Sun between 2010 and 2017, where he was described as a top boxer with Sweet Science Boxing in downtown Fort McMurray.

He ended his post with “sorry Ma.”

vmcdermott@postmedia.com