A very bad idea, the 2011 census long form will be voluntary

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You don't need a god damn census to figure out how many pets there are. Just find out how much dog/cat food is being sold. :lol:
Wouldn't work for me... I don't feed my pets commercial pet foods.

I give them shares of what I eat, plus I supplement it with trips to the butcher shop (there's a very good one in my neighborhood).

The cats get liver and kidneys and pancreas, the dog also gets liver and kidneys and pancreas (for both species, their favorite is the liver), plus they get whatever leftovers they want, and the birds (cockateel and budgies) get the same damn California style trail-mix that I snack on, which they *adore*, or I'll throw them the innards from a watermelon or catalope that I've just finished cleaning, and they go *nuts* on it... etc. etc.

For the tropical fish it's even simpler... just mash up whatever little bit of leftover there is, whether it be animal or vegetable, toss it into the tank, and they go for it... much more enthusiastically than for commercial fish-food.

In all cases, when given the choice between commercial pet-food versus shares of what I like, the animals *always* go for the same stuff I'm eating - which means just because they're animals doesn't mean there's anything wrong with their taste-buds - and the only issue is whether or not it should be cooked (they don't care... I'm the finicky one who insists that meat be cooked).

Where did the idea of pet-food come from, anyway? Food sharing with pets is easy when you're an omnivore.

All that aside, is the supermarket whom you ask about pet-food sales going to be keeping track of the age and sex of people buying pet food as a function of whether it is for cats, dogs, birds, and/or fish?

Does the supermarket ask the buyer if the pet-food is going to be fed to animals?

What would it tell you about a district if you were to learn that they have very high pet-food sales, but very few pets?

Wouldn't you, as a responsible government, want to be aware of something like that, or would you rather rule from a throne, eating fat drumsticks off a turkey while hollering at your advisers to tell the stupid peasants whining about their hunger to eat cake?
 
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Omicron What would it tell you about a district if you were to learn that they have very high pet-food sales said:
That is not rocket science- it would tell me the few pets they do have are big eaters. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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That is not rocket science- it would tell me the few pets they do have are big eaters. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

:roll: Right... which means you're jockeying for a position in Harper's government...

Either that or you're already *in* Harper's government!
 

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Don't be a moron. :lol::lol:

My goodness... isn't *that* the most intelligent and informatively meaningful retort ever heard.

Maybe the libertarian right-wing Christians should get what they're asking for, and be uncovered by a comprehensive national census.

I can hear it already:

Minister: "There's a petition from the Sikhs to have a date in the summer be set aside as a statutory holiday, and the Muslims want something for Ramadan."

Prime Minister: "We've already got enough statutory holidays. Big business is biting my butt enough about those already, what with Christmas and Easter."

Minister: "According to the latest census, there are no Christians anymore... none of the right-wing type who would care, anyway."

Prime Minister: "Oh, well in that case cancel Christmas and Easter, and replace it with a holiday for the Sikhs, and another one for the Muslims."

Minister: "Okay, but we'll have to keep the reasoning for that decision quiet from the Governor General, because it implies that you have no constituents and that therefore nobody actually voted for you, which means, technically your seat in Parliament is invalid, which means she'd have to dissolve the government and call an election."

Prime Minister: *rage*... "And since when have any of you had trouble keeping your mouths shut when I tell you to, or am I going to have to make an example?!? The census says there are no right-wing Christians, so we don't need Christmas and Easter!"

Minister: "Uhh, sir... what about the effects on business of loss of Christmas sales? And what are big-sugar and big-chocolate going to say about loss of Easter candy sales? I understand how they hate having to give their staff those days off, but I think they'd hate it more if they lost sales."

Prime Minister: *scowl*... "Hmm, okay, well... tell Stats Canada to make it so that Sikhs and Muslims don't exist. They can do that with the data they've got, right?"

Minister: "According to the new head of Stats Canada, who asked me to mention that he's grateful for the way you've been cleaning your toenails lately, it's possible to formulate a justification for *anything* with the quality of information they have to work with since you ordered them to stop gathering accurate data, so that should be possible."

Prime Minister: "Okay... then we tell the Sikhs and Muslims that we are sympathetic with their request, but that according to the latest StatsCan census, they don't exist, and we send them on their way."

Minister: "We can't tell them they don't exist, because they'll be standing there in front of us."

Prime Minster: *anger*... "Then tell them that according to StatsCan, they don't *matter*! I don't care if the census says there are no God-fearing Christians in this land... what matters is that big-business wants Christmas and Easter!"

Minister: "Yes Prime Minister."

Prime Minister: "By the way... did any Sikhs or Muslims vote for me?"

Minister: "We don't know."

Prime Minister: "Why not?"

Minister: "Because that question was made not-part of the voluntary census."
 
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That is not rocket science- it would tell me the few pets they do have are big eaters. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Pets aren't really a demographic trend the government is interested in. There's questions about livestock in the ag census.

And to determine pet ownership that way, you would need to pay someone to contact all the pet supply vendors, and then you would need to work out an average amount of food consumed per pet. To know that, you need to know approximately what the mix of breeds is among owners. To know that, you have to go through vet records and pet store records. And you still end up with huge uncertainty, because not all pets get regular check-ups at the vet, or are sold through licenses pet stores, or eat feed manufactured for wholesale or retail.

Basically, you want to make our statistics in Canada more expensive...
 
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Keep in mind that all the Conservatives want to do is decriminalize the Federal census.
Which will have the effect of making government *and* the private-sector organizations using that information less efficient, more expensive, and more error-prone.
It is a purely Libertarian move.
While they're at it, why don't they drop the requirement for a drivers license to operate a vehicle on the roads?
Why on earth should we use the authorities to harass and threaten our citizens over a census.

At tax payer expense no less.
Why do we harass our kids go to school?

At tax payer expense no less.
And a very, very important point to be made here is future governments can include or delete any questions they see fit.
Just like it can school curricula.

It means you should pay attention to questions on the census and point out ones that are truly inappropriate, just like you should be paying attention to your kid's school curricula.

Is the census asking if you've ever had sex with aliens?
So the Federal government is using taxpayer moneys to collect census data at gunpoint.
Do you have this same attitude about Jury duty?
They then sell off the data to the private sector for a profit or give the data to research groups who then sell anything discovered of value to the private sector.
Well gee, isn't that a horrible thing to do.

MOST of the time the data is used by government at all levels (federal, provincial and municipal) to simply govern effectively. After that, the next greatest users are affiliates, like colleges, universities, cancer research facilities, etc. etc.

But the government is nice enough to make data available to the private sector so that Canadian business can compete more effectively in a global market, and you think that's a *problem*?

Sure they sell it to the corporations at cost, but that's business, and I'd advocate making it available for free to Canadian corporations, but they've already had their taxes cut so past the point that any sensible person like Paul Martin - who'd already cut corporate taxes as much as any sensible person not operating on a secret agenda ever would - so if they don't want to pay for the service through their taxes, then they can pay for it over the counter if that's how they want to play.

And the corps are *still* getting the info cheaper than if they had to go fish for it themselves!

Besides, selling the information (to appropriate clients) reduces the cost of taking the census, which means lower taxes.

In effect your taxes are being used to enforce data collection which could then be used to create a more potent cigarette or a more marketable haemorrhoid cream.
Ooo that's scary... a society that helps its business sector. They're such bad people, we should never let our business people have any competitive edge.
Now lets talk about the indigenous peoples.
The old if we don't have an enforceable census then they become underrepresented.
I really don't buy that.
Why? You're friends with natives, and they all tell you that it's frustrating that they have only a one-in-five chance to do a long-form, and that if just given the chance, they'd all line up to fill one out?
If they [the poor and downtrodden] don't want to answer the Fed's intrusive questions then more power to them.
Which would mean... we wouldn't know they're there, and if we did, we wouldn't have a clue what their problem is.
In WW2 the Nazis used the census data in Germany and Austria to locate and round up Poles, Slavs, Jews and Gypsies(Romanians).
So you are saying that people don't have to worry about Harper being a crypto-nazi because he's won't be using census data to locate the opponents he's going to target to fill up all that extra prison space he's building?
Back home in Canada the authorities went straight to the census data to round up the Japanese-Canadians and the German-Canadians.
They were just being lazy because they knew the info was there. If the info had not been there, they would have gone door-to-door until they felt like they'd found everyone. You know how tenacious Canadian enforcement officers can be when they're on a mission.
They feel its both invasive and intrusive.
That's the part I don't get.

They control the privacy of the information as tough as anything can be controlled, so it's not like it's useful to target any particular individual, but even if it was, what the heck are they asking that's so damn intrusive?

I've never done a long-form. Are they asking males whether they prefer goats or sheep for barnyard sex?
All your insurance data, your tax data, your health information and your every purchase is sold to the highest bidder and collated and massaged daily.
Tax data?!? I don't think so. Personal health records? Not in this country.

Are you from the States?
Census data is however generally considered "stale" data.
Quite often the census data is just to dated to be very useful in this age of mobility,daily surveys and internet marketing.
Ahh, so your problem is not that the census is "intrusive", but that you're not being "intruded" upon by private-sector information gathering systems that will gather and secretly sell your stats very quickly.
But to make my tax dollars pay for it?
Everything, from the taxes you'll have to pay for government to maintain order, to the prices of products on the shelf, will become more expensive if any of the stupider methods of collecting stats that you're thinking of were to become the only way for agencies and organizations to get the information they need in order to work-with, or sell-to, a population.
And then to enforce mandatory compliance, again at tax payers expense?
I ask again: Is that your attitude about Jury duty?
 
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Here's a theory,all you folks that are against the long form have mega egos,you think your information is so much more important than anyone elses,and your paranoid,I'm going to throw in stupid too.
 

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Here's a theory,all you folks that are against the long form have mega egos,you think your information is so much more important than anyone elses,and your paranoid,I'm going to throw in stupid too.

Intelligent people know how to disagree with an opinion in a civil manner but you obviously don't have that ability. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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He doesn't know anything about punctuation either :roll:

You should probably use a period then. Just so people will know that you're the all knowing tedious nitpicker who is always grammatically and punctually correct.

Do you have anything to say about the topic, or just passing through?
 

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He doesn't know anything about punctuation either :roll:

Perhaps you could punctuate it for me in a way that would clarify the meaning. :lol::lol::lol:

You should probably use a period then. Just so people will know that you're the all knowing tedious nitpicker who is always grammatically and punctually correct.

Do you have anything to say about the topic, or just passing through?

What is really ironic is the word "genius" appearing under his name on the avatar. On second thought I occasionally use that word to describe someone who is anything but. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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*hick* *sipp* Well no **** Shirlock. In so many ways I don't know where to begin, the only way Quebequois ever got any fair treatment was from that census, which means this is a time to call upon the Bloc.

Oh please Bloc will you please forgive all that some ratfink @#$%ing English asshole idiot I had to grow up from in Alberta, and stop this? The most evil of my kind which you have revolted against are taking us over. You have made your point. We and/or I apologize and need you to save us from the worst of our kind.

*hick* (Alberta whiskey is so good)

Me/we/I on this side never gave a tinker about how French you were other than how you would never tell me about what you meant about each word. You kept "Che Hellening" me.

Evil is taking over this place and we are failing without the votes you used to give Trudeau.

http://tunes.digitalock.com/ncmtm.mp3

Is that good?

Is this good for teenager?

http://tunes.digitalock.com/kryptonite.mp3

Is this proper?

(While I take a thoughtfulness break: http://tunes.digitalock.com/ohwhatanight.mp3)

I apologize while I use an American Song to set my point: http://tunes.digitalock.com/Will.I.Am-AlexOnTheSpot.mp3

You don't understand... I grew up in Harper's meat factory... I know how they go.
 

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Ouch, my head hurts....

In so many ways I don't know where to begin. the only way Quebequois ever got any fair treatment was from that census, which means this is a time to call upon the Bloc.

Time for some hair of the dog...

Ok Bloc, will you forgive my rat-fink English idiotness?

I apologize.

I grew up in Alberta, and I know what sinisterness will happen if you don't stop this guy.

*hick* (darn, Alberta whiskey is good)

Can we make a deal? Vote against this guy and I'll give you a show. The best show Quebec has ever seen.

Evil is taking over this place and we are failing without the votes you used to give Trudeau.

*hick* http://tunes.digitalock.com/dmq.mp3

A leader acting like him-who-got damaged is taking things over like a game of Go, where he makes a little change here and there and everywhere and only at the last move is everything pulled together.

My sister already did teach her kids French so trade with me... the rest of Canada. Got anything good to trade beyond maple syrup and good movies?

Oh yeah, you do in a democracy... your votes!

Want any help keeping your forests from going through climate change torching like what's burning Russia?

I take that back... I know it's your place and you can handle it.

Anyway, I'm going to sleep in order to pray to a Deity and pass out, not necessarily in that order, in case it's any of your @#$%ing business, and will get back to the discussions with you I had about those I had with Russians about how to trade with them, the only other country self sufficient in all resources, after the ice-cap is melted *hick* such that we find ourselves the only two countries self sufficient etc. etc. as if French have never dealt with Russians before yadda yadda.

Seriously. Quebec. Can we get rid of this guy? He's the worst nightmare of English-speaking freak-showedness.

http://tunes.digitalock.com/princeigor.mp3

*hick* *sipp* Well no **** Shirlock.

Just exactly who is this "Shirlock" character? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

*Ahem*

http://tunes.digitalock.com/sahbfaithhealer.mp3

If memory serves me correctly, he was a character created by author Sir Connan Doyle.

I heard that in Doyle's last installment of a series of Sherlock tales Sherlock got killed by an enemy finally up to his mettle... a character called Moriarty.

I also heard the public demand combined with a certain natural commercial/economic necessity/requirement caused Doyle to resurrect Holmes for further adventures, but honestly I don't know... I'm just telling you what I heard.

http://tunes.digitalock.com/caribbeanblue.mp3

How does one explain to that monstrous piece of corporate dickwiddle sucking strength from innocents that that census is the only time I get to see from on high the civilization in which I live?

Or is he a slug-like corpoddle serving the needs of superstitious peasants in order to pay off overlords will-bent to deprive me of knowledge about my land?

Me feels I could guess what PM King might have to say about the whole show.

http://tunes.digitalock.com/enyaadiemus.mp3

If Harpo's a crypto-nazi, he will think that upon given power it is the people's problem if they get what they voted for.

It means he didn't run to Govern. He ran to Rule, which means upon victory he does not see it as a dominion to govern with jurisdiction... he sees it as a conquest to be used however he wants, and which he will justify with statements like, "we said we would do this if we won" (prisons, even though expensive and not needed), or "we didn't say we were going to do that, so we're not talking." (almost everything else).

So... I guess that means we change the colour of the maple leaf to black, eh?

http://tunes.digitalock.com/discovery_channel.mp3
 
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*yawn* >stretch< Mmm coffee....

Anyway...

This latest non-sensible maneuver by Harper would be too surreal to believe were it not nearly lost in the blizzard of all the other bizarre policies, and everyone's become too stunned from repeated shocks to move.

It's sort of like, you know the old saying, "If you want to get away with a lie, don't tell a little one, tell a big one. Little lies won't be believed, but big ones will."

It's probably because people figure that there's no way a big lie can be false, because nobody would say something that outrageous unless it was true.

Likewise, if you want to push through a controversial policy, don't push a little one... push a big one so hugely bizarre that nobody will believe anyone would actually do it, and before you know it, it's done.

That's how Hitler got such a huge early advantage in WWII... nobody believed anyone would actually do it.

Plus, Harper's getting away with this stuff is because nobody is in the mood to stomach an election right now, but I keep wondering two things:

1) Why can't the opposition just gang up and vote down the stupid bills. Does that *necessarily* have to lead to a no-confidence vote, triggering an election?

2) If a minority government situation, why can't we just go to the Governor General and tell her we're sick of this loon, and that we want the other parties to be given another go at forming a coalition, *without* there having to be an election?

I mean, I know that in a majority government situation, if we petition the GG to pull the plug on a government it would necessarily require an election, but in a minority government situation, why can't there be the option of, in the case of a non-confidence vote or if citizens to a mass appeal to the GG, that the existing house can reorganize into a new government through coalition, without having to go though an election that's likely to produce pretty-much the same seat distribution?

Iggy probably wouldn't be bad, but I still think he's kind'a green, so why *not* try out Layton for PM?

I know some people might think that's bizarre, but I've lived under NDP governments on the provincial level, and they really weren't that bad. The weird and annoying policies *always* came through when the right was in charge.
 

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While they're at it, why don't they drop the requirement for a drivers license to operate a vehicle on the roads?
What makes you think everyone on the road has a license, or at least a legit one.
 

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While they're at it, why don't they drop the requirement for a drivers license to operate a vehicle on the roads?
What makes you think everyone on the road has a license, or at least a legit one.

I heard Steve on the radio this morning. I think an election is in the offing. He certainly didn't sound like our old gung ho Steve who's all for locking up all offenders. Says now he doesn't believe in fines and jail to get people to comply. Hope he's not going soft on us..................:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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Well, seems now that we have the facts showing that the Government was lying all along! Tony Clement said that Stats Canada endorsed the Government's voluntary scheme. In fact they did not, and they warned that even with more surveys mailed out, the first response would be less than 50%, and with follow up from Stats can employees, they could get it up to 75%. A census gets data from 100%. That's what makes it a census. This voluntary data will not be a census.

Also today, the Federal Court has agreed to fast-track a lawsuit by French language groups. The government protested that it wouldn't have enough time to put a case together. The court agreed with the accelerated timeline because the new census forms are already going to the printers. The case needs to have closure in time to give the government the opportunity to make changes if the court's find in favour of the plaintiffs.

And now, just in the past few hours, the Government is showing some signs of giving in. They have agreed to take the offensive and coercive questions on language from the long form, and place them on the short form. You still will be prosecuted with jail time or fines if you refuse to answer. Apparently the Conservatives aren't as opposed to this as initially they let on.

One wonders now how long before all the other groups which stand to be marginalized by shoddy statistical methods will drop the gauntlet, and sue the Government which has now shown that they never had any credibility on this issue.