a male dilemma.....
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Hmm... have kids and go bald, or keep your hair, have all the sex you want and not worry about having kids? What kind of question is that supposed to be?
Go bald, or keep your hair and wear a suit. If yer gonna be impotent, you may as well look impotent.
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And you don't know how to read....
BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THAT IS SO HILARIOUS IT MADE ME PUKE OUT OF MY EARS!!!!uber!!!1111 :angry7:
If you can't get it up, then you're not going to have many kids now are you? If you can get it up but you go bald, then you are bald but can have kids again.
And if you can't get it up, does that also mean that you can't have sex? Considdering there are various forms of sex (Anal, Oral, Intercourse and the sort) one can still be impotent/limp as a noodle and still have sex in many other ways then just the Penis/Vagina aspect of sex. So then the choice goes back to being bald, or getting it up for what I am guessing you are referring to Intercouse...... do you want to have sexual intercourse at the cost of your hair, or would you rather keep your hair and good looks and seek alternative ways of having sex?
Learn something for once in your life.
are you saying that bald guys are not good looking or are unattractive to the opposite sex? As lone said the cue ball look is in......:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
Um, Prax, it sounded even to me like you were discussing sterility instead of impotence.
Not to mention your life, since many causes of impotence can be very dangerous if left unchecked.
Exactly, it is a very serious thing to lose that function and indicative of any number of maladies.
hair today gone tomorrow
8OBoner Blues
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mah hair fall out
fall all ovah de flo
yah, may hair fall out
fall all ovah de flo
but look heah mamma
dat bonah done growed some moah.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Cain't nebah loose
When you gets dem bonah bloooooooooos..
If you ever leave me baby
I'll stop, ah won't be able to sing
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
if you ever leave me baby
I'll stop, ah won't be able to sing
I be walkin all 'round
lookin where to put this thing....
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
Cain't never loose
when you get dem bonah bloooooooooooooooooooos
Since my hair come back baby
I walk all bent and stoop
Yah
since my hair come back baby
I walk all bent and stoop
got a full head o hair
but all dis thing does is droop
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Cain't never loose
when you get them boner blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Apologies to any blues singer alive or dead.
8OBoner Blues
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mah hair fall out
fall all ovah de flo
yah, may hair fall out
fall all ovah de flo
but look heah mamma
dat bonah done growed some moah.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Cain't nebah loose
When you gets dem bonah bloooooooooos..
If you ever leave me baby
I'll stop, ah won't be able to sing
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
if you ever leave me baby
I'll stop, ah won't be able to sing
I be walkin all 'round
lookin where to put this thing....
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
Cain't never loose
when you get dem bonah bloooooooooooooooooooos
Since my hair come back baby
I walk all bent and stoop
Yah
since my hair come back baby
I walk all bent and stoop
got a full head o hair
but all dis thing does is droop
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Cain't never loose
when you get them boner blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Apologies to any blues singer alive or dead.
T'was only stating two obvious stereo-types.... maybe three, I'm not sure yet. The first was that going bald is a bad thing.... just check out Captain Picard. The second was a spin off of how most of the kids in high school these days seem to considder intercourse only sex, and feel that anal, oral and tity bangs arn't sex and they can get away with it without any consequences.... something which occurs much more in the US due to their "Just don't talk about it" attitude, but it is a common trend here in Canada as well... it's sorta sad.
But no, as soon as I see myself going a bit bald, it's all going.
Then maybe that was my accent... if you can orgasm or ejaculate without an erection then all the power to you.