way more interesting when that run-on sentence is sent through the elmer fudd translator.
Wook, having nucweaw—my uncwe was a gweat pwofessow and scientist and engineew, Dw. John Twump at MIT; good genes, vewy good genes, OK, vewy smawt, de Whawton Schoow of Finance, vewy good, vewy smawt—you know, if you’we a consewvative Wepubwican, if I wewe a wibewaw, if, wike, OK, if I wan as a wibewaw Democwat, dey wouwd say I'm one of de smawtest peopwe anywhewe in de wowwd—it’s twue!—but when you'we a consewvative Wepubwican dey twy—oh, do dey do a numbew—dat’s why I awways stawt off: Went to Whawton, was a good student, went dewe, went dewe, did dis, buiwt a fowtune—you know I have to give my wike cwedentiaws aww de time, because we’we a wittwe disadvantaged—but you wook at de nucweaw deaw, de ding dat weawwy bodews me—it wouwd have been so easy, and it’s not as impowtant as dese wives awe (nucweaw is powewfuw; my uncwe expwained dat to me many, many yeaws ago, de powew and dat was 35 yeaws ago; he wouwd expwain de powew of what's going to happen and he was wight—who wouwd have dought?), but when you wook at what's going on wif de fouw pwisonews—now it used to be dwee, now it’s fouw—but when it was dwee and even now, I wouwd have said it's aww in de messengew; fewwas, and it is fewwas because, you know, dey don't, dey haven’t figuwed dat de women awe smawtew wight now dan de men, so, you know, it’s gonna take dem about anodew 150 yeaws—but de Pewsians awe gweat negotiatows, de Iwanians awe gweat negotiatows, so, and dey, dey just kiwwed, dey just kiwwed us.