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Wait. . . you had TWO PMs named "Shithead?" Hunh. . . figure the odds.

And that's the whole point. Everybody claims to want a clear, simple tax system, but nobody turns down a few goodies. In any law over ten pages long, all rest of the pages are breaks and exceptions for the rich and special interests. The U.S. Internal Revenue Code runs about 4000 pages.

There's always tomorrow. Seems to me Canadian PMs were a pretty dignified bunch until ten years back.

I'm thinking the history of "Fifty-four forty or fight!" is something he just learned about. The rest of us got it in seventh grade.

Rebates and credits suck. Why can't the just say "bribes?"

What's with the sticking-out-his-tongue thing anyhow? We've had some pretty foolish presidents, but I can't recollect any of them doing that kind of juvenile shit.

Could cause brain damage. But how could ya tell?

It's the rule of three. Three minutes without air, three days without water, three weeks without food. I'll let you know about sex.

Thank you for reminding me how broad and deep your ignorance is.

Or have Frank and Jesse taken over?

The keys make it crunchy!

You use water for eggs? OK, that explains poutine.

Canta y no llores.

You use water for money? Well, that explains a lot.

Easy. The square root of -1. Duh.

Pi never ends.

You should try democracy. Just for a change of pace. Y'know, something a bit more modern than some wiggy 18th-century Brit.

In Canada? C'est incroyable!

That'll get her an eternity in Heck for her blasphemy!

You mean. . . past tense means "up until now?" Very good. Your progress is encouraging.