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He is the Son of Ron! Praise his Holy Name!

Well, to be fair, there's only one country in the world that has ever nuked a city. Or two.

I think I'm turning Japanese.

You probably wanna temper that steel real good. Y'all certainly got the bellows for it. Just whisper "Trudeau" and that forge'll be white-hot in half a minute.

Well, they're the ones that banned all the good repeaters. Guess they're paying for that now.

Um. . . Mark? Mom and I rented out your room. Love, Dad

And that's the important part. "Mow," rhyming with "how," and "ah." Practice makes perfect.

Do most Canadian taxpayers live in modulars?

Shouldn't be a heavy lift. According to Canadian conservatives, Canada's been smashed, burned, and the earth sowed with salt years back.

If Parliament resumes. . .

A better Lincoln quote woulda been "With malice toward none, with charity toward all." But look on the bright side. Folks hereabouts hated Biden and hated Harris. Y'all got what y'all wanted. Enjoy.

She deserves it for being in American Pie.

Yup. It's OK, Trump and Elon got this on lock. Just yell "MAGA!" a lot and everything'll be OK. And do what you're told.

I kinda wondered that myself. But then I got a big order for a dozen pizzas, so I couldn't follow up.

Look on the bright side. Our President (your future king) is now locking up Canadians and Germans with perfectly legal paperwork to be in the U.S. Guess when he said he wanted Norwegians, he really meant ONLY Norwegians.

Take massive doses of vitamin A, and you can knock out Covid at the same time by drinking Clorox and shoving a UV lamp up your ass.

MAGA, baby!

I'm sure you have a point.

Your money isn't worth its weight in toilet paper anyhow, so who cares?