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"Running" as in "getting through life." You're extra stupid today.

Terribly. What crawled up your ass and died, punkin?

Do you think he'd care? Or even notice?

Well. . . she ain't running on her looks.

It's been a REALLY long time. . .

Which part?

For me, it's weightlifting.

In a sailing ship with muzzle-loading guns. Because if you put Drake on the bridge of a modern ship, he'd end up curled up in the corner sucking his thumb.

"Kinetic action" means shooting.

Funny part is, you actually believe that. Awa' wit' the fairies.

Enjoy your DOOOOOOM!

Good. I'll hold you to that as best I can.

If the economic factors were down, you'd be touting them as surefire signs of DOOOOOOM! Since they're not, you look for something else you can tout as a surefire sign of DOOOOOOM! And nothing's ever a problem that needs to be addresses. It's all evidence of inevitable, unstoppable DOOOOOOM...

Dementia Donny's a businessman, and ya just know he'll be great for the economy!

If he had as much money as he has mouth, he'd make Elon Schmuck look like a street beggar.

Not as adorable as how you think (if I can dignify your knee-jerk whining with that term) that someone who presents a datum has nothing else to present.

Well, tariffs just fell. All in all can only fall With a crashing but meaningless blow --Bob Dylan

Carl Dean, aged 82. Dolly Parton's devoted husband since 1966.