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Horse shit. Where is the highest consumption of so-called "ultraprocessed" food? In all the countries anybody'd want to live in, that's where. All the people in countries where Sally Struthers wails "Won't you please HELP?" eat all-natural stuff.

Rope's cheaper.

I got a fingernail clipper! According to the aviation authorities, they're the same thing! But, yes, we hates them forever, precioussss!

Oh, right. This is one of those Italian "Domani!" things. Old GI story. Gal living in an off-base apartment, what we called "on the economy." Kept asking her landlord to make basic repairs and maintenance. He'd always say "Domani!" She told me "The Italian-English dictionary told me that...

And the Dow Jones dropped 650 points. Thanks, "businessman" Dementia Donny!

I remember when he scaled the fence at the Gdansk shipyards. I was pretty close at the time (West Berlin). Dementia Donny can't scale the side of a sand trap.

Not elegant, but a LOT of fun!

Oh. I see the problem now. You don't know the difference between a power plant and a warhead.

For everybody but you.

Or whether he gets distracted because a late-night comedian makes fun of him.

Jin's the one wailing about it. I'm just the pity party host.

What, three minutes? Big deal.

I know, right? I surely do miss the good ol' days of plague, war, famine, and lesser legal status for anybody not a straight White Christian man.

So. . . the pen may be mightier than the sword, but doesn't stand a chance against the leaf?

How would that create a problem for the American Federal government?

I think it's The Shadow's "power to cloud men's minds."

Oh? How many nuclear warhead disasters have we had?

Go for it. (waits. . .) Yeah, didn't think so.

Well, if they don't catch it, and the dealers don't report it, how are you supposed to know? This is the beauty of it. You report that 'leventy-zillion kilos of badstuff was seized at the border, and all we have to do is say "That means A THOUSAND TIMES A MUCH made it across and is now...

Is it collusion when officials of the same party work together, or only when it's CNFTLs?