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Yeah. If I can't have a .50-caliber, belt-fed M2 machine gun, and carry it into parent-teacher day in a school I don't have a kid in, I'm being OPPRESSED by CommieNaziLibTardFags!

He sure did. The Gazans were happy little ragheads, delighted to be ruled by Israel, until Nut n' Yahoo, like the snake in the Garden, went among them sowing discontent with his mind powers of mesmerism. Cuz he's EEE-vil.

Bully for them. Y'all can put the trophies next to your World Cup victory. Y'know what Engerland and Texas have in common? The Lone Star.

Full credit to your forbears, Blackie. Only they would have had the balls to try, and the skills to pull off, the Dunkirk evacuation.

She seemed to enjoy it. Only seems gay if you're a throwback who assumes all management reps are male. Sounds like you.

Clearly another example of that English domination of football. . .

As opposed to Gawd-fearin', Upstanding, Moral, Capitalist Russian?

Partial to "sir," myself.

Oddly, I have. Ended up in bed with the management rep. Literally.

You're not really following the conversation I'm having with Bob, are you?

So. . . making threats and being hostile is "being serious?" Who's your model leader? Kim Jong Un? Moammar Ghadafi?

His Ninth did rather better.

Great warriors. Piss-poor engineers.

They are the Men of Westernesse, as are the Albertans and the Texans. Or so they like to tell themselves. Of course, real men wouldn't have allowed their kingdom to be destroyed in the first place.

Which one? Trump?

Maybe Alberta and Texas could get together and form the Republic of Whiny-Ass Little Cowards Who Take Their Marbles and Go Home. Meh, probably not. RW-ALCWTTMGH doesn't really scan. How 'bout "Westernesse?"

Good thing global warming is a HOAX!

Illegal immigrants.

Conservatism in a nutshell.