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  1. Tecumsehsbones

    Trump 2.0

    Admittedly, I watched none of it, but the American "march" is more of a walk. Turns out stiff-legging and stamping is not actually good for your legs and feet. I was once in charge of the USAF contingent for a joint parade with the Brit and the Frog AFs in West Berlin. The drillmaster was a...
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    Sounds about right. I do believe your average MAGANazi will swear through a nine-inch plank that "Trump didn't raise taxes."
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    A way for the Iranians to combat the Zionists of Tel Aviv

    Go with #2. It has a better chance of success than #1.
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    God's promise is true and will be fulfilled

    Hard to argue that. Not difficult, really. Actually, mostly "overcome" by their enemies of their own religion. Your fantasy of all Muzzies being kind and loving brothers under Allah is clinically delusional.
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    Bring it back! And dump raw sewage in the rivers! Cuz if ya don't, that's SOSHULISM!
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    BIG TWUCK!
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    Isis

    When's the last time you "stepped up to the plate?" For me, it was my 12 years of service.
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    Isis

    It's actually kind of amazing how little faith you have in the West, Canada, or conservatism. Your assumption that the EEE-vil Muzzies and their progressive dupes will ultimately win is kinda sad.
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    War With Iran

    I actually kinda like my depraved men to be helpless and irresponsible. They do less damage that way.
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    God's promise is true and will be fulfilled

    "God favors the side with the biggest battalions." --Napoleon Buonaparte
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    War With Iran

    We should whip up a few. Sell 'em at the next big petroleum industry gathering. We'd make a killing!
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    War With Iran

    Nothing like a 40-ounce (none o' your Communist metric measures, boy!) bottle of Freedom Juice on the hallowed historical day of June 14! And no recycling. That's SOSHULIST!
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    Donald & Elon are Breaking Up…

    Okey-dokey!
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    Seventy-six Trombones. . .

    What is it about a 70-ton machine of death and destruction that says "family" to you? I surely do hope Hair Furor's tragic bonespur disability doesn't keep him from attending (again).
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    Donald & Elon are Breaking Up…

    Yep. I sang "Okie from Muscogee" at a karaoke in Kuroki. Say THAT five times fast. . .
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    Seventy-six Trombones. . .

    Most of the cost will be borne by the District of Columbia. Cuz Trump's so popular there.
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    King presents Coldstream Guards with new colours

    Poor bastards. Well, they volunteered.
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    Seventy-six Trombones. . .

    Or maybe that's "seventy-six bombs thrown. . ." Well, it's time for the big parade to celebrate the Dear Leader's Birfday! The way they got this one set up, you need a permit to be on the public streets of the Nayshun's Capidull. Apparently they're terribly worried that somebody might hurt...
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    Donald & Elon are Breaking Up…

    Karaoke.
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    Donald & Elon are Breaking Up…

    Muskokie.