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Nah, I let the Army do their thing, poor guys. Weather's calling for thunderstorms.

Very clever. For you.

Pretty much. I don't do parades. Gave up on that shit after I was in 'em for a few years.

You realize you're talking to Canadians, right? They aren't doing anything in the ME. This particular ass-kicking is brought to you by Israel, with the capable backing, arming, and financing of the good ol' USA.

It'll be a day of performative fuckwittery like no other!

Devil's got some cool tunes. Beats hell outta listening to drunk assholes belt out Christmas carols.

Or "The vacuum sucks less."

How about for apocalyptic be-bop?

Don't be any more of a fool than strictly necessary. Lawyers don't use bolt cutters. "A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns." --Mario Puzo, The Godfather

They bathe. That's pretty much it. Well, that and the jokes.

Where's the con job? He raised taxes.

I blame the Canadian dentist.

They'll send General Greta and her boat. And that's overkill.

Considering that you scream "WW3" every time somebody makes a nasty comment in the international sphere, shouldn't we be up to WW27 or so?

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Those are just synonyms.* *That means "words that mean the same thing."

Did you learn how to navigate the economic and legal technicalities of development while you were pushing your monly shovel like a real Canajun mon?

Beats hell outta thinking.

Leaded gas! Who needs smart kids?

Yeah, bob! Only being the dumber end of a shovel handle gives you expertise in the subtleties of mining and energy products!