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To be fair, the suit's pretty loud too.

If drowning in stupid is possible, that's China's fate.

We'll see if they have the longevity of Ludwig Van. Actually, no, we won't.

They won them all in one year, except the Europa Cup, seeing as they're always too good to fall low enough to be in the consolation tournament.

When the Yanks finally figured out what the song was about, they threw an absolute FIT! Most radio stations refused to play anything by the Kinks for years after. Fucking imbeciles.

"This PROVES the reality of global temperature change warming climate blah blah blah!" --Canadian liberals "Means nothing. The global climate is cooling, compared to some totally irrelevant period in the distant past blah blah blah!| --Canadian conservatives "Well. . . shit." -- Residents of...

You think intimidating close allies is a good thing?

They make the distinctive "SQUEEEEE!" sound in flight.

Young Red Green's first project. . .

Well. . . the "corresponding dips" part makes sense. . . Cuz only a total dip would plunk down eighteen skins for. . . bread.

Um. . . actually, it kinda is. . . In theory, pigs actually can fly. They generally get kinda upset when you shove a rocket up their asses, though. Nonsense. There's also roulette.

Oh, dear. It's an outrage, I tells ya. . . zzzzzzz.

They're fueling up the pigs. . .

Really? I think being scared shitless of Trump is just good sense.

I have every confidence that made sense. In your head.

Careful, now. Transmission can be deadly. In all senses of the word. . . But thanks for the new pick-up line. . . "Can I interest you in a hydraulic pump?" Probably a low chance of success, but on the upside, it's quicker'n fiddling around buying drinks and pretending to care what she thinks...

The old expression "bull in a china shop" springs to mind. . .

Said it was a good idea, not that it was easy. That's what intelligence (in the military sense of the word) is for. They should try it.

That's not trans. . . THAT'S trans.

I imagine she'd "combat" it with a blizzard of well-meaning words. "Barking dog don't bite, talking man don't fight." --Ancient down-home wisdom