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I think it all started with the air hose at the Gas Station. Filling up your car tires used to be free. Now it's 2 bucks a shot. And I just bought a new BBQ. It came in 2000 pieces. That guy who invented 'assemble yourself' should be drawn and quartered.

I've always tipped well. But I don't like being guilt tripped into tipping. Starbucks just added the tip option in their Drive Thru's when paying debit. You can't just tap and go now...you have to go through the tip options first. This to me is insulting and holds up the line even longer...

Thanks, Merc...it worked!

I'm posting from my cell and don't know how to copy and paste a link...I'll do it when I get home from my desktop.

This is getting out of hand. Companies now want consumers to pay their employee's salary. Screw off.

I thought the entire world wanted me dead during my stay on the Hospital Ward. So I hand-made a white hat which read Captain Stubing. I wanted the whole world to know that I wasn't evil...that I was indeed the Captain of the Love Boat! The Nurses nearly peed their pants laughing when they saw...

The whole world is so fucked up right now, when I actually had a Christ Complex delusion...it all made sense that the second coming would arrive in the form of a shit joke artist like myself. This thought process of mine fed my delusion even more until I was drugged into submission at the...

https://theweek.com/crime-and-punishment/1023555/colorado-man-allegedly-tries-avoiding-dui-by-switching-seats-with-dog You really can't make this stuff up, folks. lol!

Like Meg Ryan, she got her face redone and it came out really bad. They both had that 'girl-next-door' look...now they both look like stunned dolphins.

Hmm... Perhaps I can reverse this unrequited love with a poem to Serryah. Oh, Serryah I love you more than pizza Isn't that kinda neat-za? I'd like to take you to a diner Cause you're a brighter constellation Than Ursa Minor. So take my hand, cure this loss We'll go to the Dollar Store And buy...

Serryah, I know you are completely smitten with me and you are falling in love with my every post. It's not your fault...I have this effect on most women.🤩

oops...my sausage fingers on the cellphone keypad...

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Girls are always mean to the boys they have a crush on...it's timeless. So I'll take this statement as a compliment! :)

I've stated this before... How come when someone identifies has a different gender, everything is tickety-boo. But as soon as someone identifies as an indigenous person, everyone strips off their clothing and run screaming into the streets drinking their own pee!

Former NHL Hockey players are Senators here in Ottawa. The resumes for the job of many in the Upper Chamber are pretty thin.

There's no 'old money' in the black community. Many American power politicians come from old money. Blacks are over-represented in the penal system out of desperation in many cases creating the illusion that they are simply more bad-ass than whites.

Q: What happened to the indigenous lady who drank too much tea? A: She drowned in her own Tea-Pee. I told this joke on my mental heath forum. The joke was deleted...I was scolded for being racist and suspended from posting for 3 days. I mean, is anything funny anymore??

I'd say you two should get a room, but in T-Bone's case maybe get a tee-pee. Or in Petros's case...perhaps a rubber room.