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What if you have a pencil-sized penis but identify as a porn star?

I think I'm going to make a customized T-Shirt this weekend at the local print shop... Your Fake Outrage Doesn't Make You Superior to Me!

Top 10 People You Will Inevitably Meet on an Internet Forum 1) The Troll 2) The Spelling/ Grammar Nazi 3) The Attention Whore 4) The person who swears he is leaving the forum for good...with all of the drama and fanfare...only to return 2 days later. 5) The Flirt 6) The Buzzkill 7) The...

When people tell me I'm Homophobic, I tell them, "I'm not afraid of buying a house...I've owned one for years!" ;)

On my other forum, a poster wrote that you miss a long time contributor to the message board when they leave more than when a newbie appears...posts for a bit and then leaves. It made perfect sense. Then this Salty Sally posts, "This is ridiculous!! Everyone here is special no matter how long...

Really getting tired of this nonsense. Your thoughts?

What the stunned snowflakes fail to grasp is that great people often have great vices. Churchill was a boozer...Kennedy was a womanizer...Jarad from the Subway ads was a pedophile (joking)...etc. And I agree, it's awfully disingenuous to apply today's standards against different eras. My father...

You can actually smell the B.O. permeating through your television screen when Walsh appears as this character. Old, unfunny and cringe-worthy.

Orr played in an era of ankle skaters. Ever watch the old footage? And Don Cherry (a former Boston coach) played a big hand in hyping up his legacy. Gretzky hands down is up there with Ali, Woods, Nicklaus, Ruth, Secretariat...etc.

I really hope the Canadian Mint issues a 99 dollar coin when The Great One passes away. I might actually write a letter to our government suggesting this very thing.

Reminds me of when the reporter asked John Lennon if Ringo was the best drummer in Rock n' Roll. To which John replied... "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles. " lol!

The Mint should issue a one-time 99 dollar bill in Gretzky's honor. What a fitting tribute to arguably the greatest athlete of all time.

Quick Question... Will Charles now replace the Queen on our Canadian 20 dollar bill? Will the government issue new currency? I think the first issued bills will become quite the keepsake.

I smoke and get 200 cigarettes for 20 bucks from my connection with the Reserve. Over-taxing or banning from the government never works. Even decent people will tap the underground market if pushed too far.

Sometimes the Internet goes a little too far...but this one still cracks me up!

Just being honest. Your average British construction worker is way funnier than any American stand-up comic. And the Brit musical invasion in the 70's and 80's was insane. And Blackleaf is correct...nobody knows how to put on a top-notch spectacle like they do.

We're all just teasing you, @Blackleaf. I'm glad you enjoyed the Celebration. Brits are tops in humour, music and pageantry in my books.

No. I'm just not a Royal Watcher, even though they are now my King and Queen. I like old hockey players and baseball players that I grew up with from my youth....much rather meet them than any Royal or Hollywood celebrity.

Camilla's face... Looks like she did a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.

Wearing seatbelts while driving started out as a suggestion by the government, then became Law. No smoking in most public places started out as a suggestion...then became Law. I believe in my lifetime, the microchipping of newborn babies will start out as a suggestion for 'safety...