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So true. Simply a slack, plum patronage position for long-time party bagmen for the most part.

Forensically Dismantled Sounds painful.

Yeah...and I thought Billy Barty did a great job in the role of Paul Bunyon.

In other news...the Malcolm X documentary is coming out, and Malcolm is accurately portrayed by a caucasian albino.

If people were euthanized for telling bad jokes, this forum would never exist.

Objection to some astronomers. Is this a bit like objecting to that 5th dentist who doesn't recommend it?

In other news... The Tooth Fairy documentary is about to hit theaters. The Tooth Fairy is accurately portrayed by an African pigmy.

The feat of my old man kept me on the straight...he never beat me but could have quite the temper.

They might break a nail.

This thread reminds me a bit of the Flintstones Gravel Berry Pie King episode. Fred is selling his gravel berry pie by the side of the road when a police officer pulls up and charges him for selling his pies without a license. Then Fred starts laughing and says..."You can't charge me Officer, I...

I stopped at a Restaurant on a road trip with my sister. A busload of Japanese female students were waiting in a very long line for the lady's bathroom. Nobody was in the men's so I told sis to go for it while I stood guard outside the door. When sis came out the shocked young girls have her the...

Used to come home with 5 to 7 bags of groceries for a hundred bucks. Now? Two to three. Companies have used COVID as an excuse to screw all of us...while making record profits.

I was leaving The Shriner's Circus in my car with my daughters years ago when they were toddlers. These protesters with placards were protesting the abuse of the elephant. So I stuck my head out of the car window and yelled... "Relax! That elephant looks better groomed than all of you put...

BREAKING!!! A Special Blackleaf Update!! King Charles passes gas and waves away the foul odor with his Mace!

The bisexual theme song should be... 🎶"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."🎵

I don't really care how anyone wants to identify themselves...it's none of my business. This trans thing in female washrooms is a red herring argument.

And what if the Principal watches the Janitors playing pencil-in-the-crack? Oh, hang on....I think there's websites for that. ;)

What if one Janitor at the school holds a pencil like a dart...the other Janitor drops his pants and bends over...and they play a game of pencil-in-the-crack?

What if a female Teacher runs out of erasers for the chalk board and instead erases the chalk board with her tits?