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Why did the giant life-like Praying Mantis cancel her tour?

You hear one fiddle song from the East Coast and you think to yourself, "Hmmm...not bad." You hear two fiddle songs from the East Coast and you're thinking, "I'm getting a little uncomfortable right now." You hear three fiddle songs from the East Coast in a row and you want to go into a...

I think T-Bones is watching Wheel of Fortune and wants the contestant to buy a vowel. AIEEEE!

To be honest, I drank a river in my day. But the birth of my girls kinda stopped that in its tracks. Now I'm comfortable sipping on a couple of light beers every now and then. I don't miss the days of going to bed with Princess Leigha...and waking up with Chewbacca.

I'm funnier when I'm drunk...so I'm funny most of the time.

LOL! ^ I just made this meme with my daughter's help...

Hilarious! I think another funny meme would be "NY Cab Driver identifies as horse...wins The Kentucky Derby!"

Only old, white honkies object to fictional characters being portrayed by blacks. Nobody else really gives a rat.

This is great news! My Bermuda shorts are a little wrinkly and could use some ironing.

Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey I'm really not sure if some of these names would fly today. People with Anger Management Issues would protest the name of Grumpy. People with Narcolepsy would revolt against the name Sleepy. People with allergies would rebel against...

I dunno... Will Snow White now be remade as Snow Black?

I think I mentioned this before... I introduced my daughter to my Psychiatrist for the first time and said... "This is Anne. She's taking Psychology at University to try and figure out her Father." Without missing a beat, my Doctor says... "Oh. You're going for your PHD are you??" :LOL: I...

Like you passing The Bar Exam? :LOL:

I posted on my other forum... "If you 69'd Oprah Winfrey, you'd need a snorkel and a safe word." Needless to say I was suspended for a month. But I digress...

What does this stand for??

A while back I posted on my other forum... "The word gullible isn't really a word. You won't find it in any dictionary." So this woman posts in... "It is so! I just checked the Oxford English Dictionary and you are wrong!" Everyone was laughing. ;)

Sadly I was born with RGF...Resting Gullible Face. I could be in a crowd of 500 people and that one bum who wants a smoke or some money would crowd surf like being in a mosh pit to get to me and shake me down.