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Three thousand replies and 107 thousand views of this thread. A bunch of middle aged men obsessing over and secretly liking women with penises.

I'm so good-looking, I sexualize everybody.

Again...red herring. I'm sure young girls have been assaulted by men hiding in women's washrooms before. So what do you suggest? How do you square that? Children are no longer allowed to use washrooms?

I believe we are perpetually alive in some form or another....conscious and questioning our surroundings. This is my belief. I don't believe in 'dead air'. (Except of course when I tell a lame joke.) lol!

Many young women find themselves in desperate situations and require options. Calling them murderers is callous and downright despicable. If this was your own daughter in a very difficult and trying situation, I'd like to see the reaction on your face when a strange man calls her a murderer.

@Tecumsehsbones Tell us about your experience in Canada recently. :)

From the guy who replies 'Nope.' :LOL:

If sperm is life, then why doesn't the government make masturbation by men a crime? Just taking it to the nth...like many of you have done on this thread.

So sperm has a ball 'life' of days. So you'd be okay with an abortion 3 days after conception?

Neither of you have addressed the second part of my statement.

A woman's body...a woman's choice. Thankfully we still have sanity in Canada. How would men feel if the government made masturbation a crime? The sperm is going nowhere...in effect being aborted.

But what if Jack is on a horse and is having trouble dismounting? Would you say, "Could someone help Jack off the Horse??" Oh dear...

Okay...okay! So I'm the king of corny jokes. I'll wear that badge with honor. Might explain T-Bones absence from the forum of late, though.

Border Guard's name tag says 'John'. Lawyer says, 'Hi Jack!'...and is taken away in handcuffs.

You should move up here Tec. You seem more Canadian than most of the posters on this forum.

T-Bones... The term "sorry" in Canada means both immediately hello and goodbye when you accidently bump into a stranger while doing groceries.

A Pink Floyd concert also gets the joints moving.😁

Oops! I apologize for the 'Machine gun in the McDonald's' statement. I should know better. I'm schizophrenic and gawd knows these wackos who actually do these types of things don't help my image. I was being facetious.

I suppose three rap or country songs in a row would drive me bonkers as well.

"No you are an idiot and an asshole." This was not grammatically correct. You should have written... "No. You are an idiot and an asshole." Just thought I'd clear that up for you. 😀