Native Washington Lawyer Arrested at Canadian Border

[Hoof Hearted]

Border Guard's name tag says 'John'. Lawyer says, 'Hi Jack!'...and is taken away in handcuffs.

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Okay...okay!

So I'm the king of corny jokes. I'll wear that badge with honor.

Might explain T-Bones absence from the forum of late, though.

 

[Taxslave2]

NEVER say"Hi Jack" on a plane

 

[Hoof Hearted]

But what if Jack is on a horse and is having trouble dismounting?

Would you say, "Could someone help Jack off the Horse??"

Oh dear...

 

[Hoof Hearted]

@Tecumsehsbones

Tell us about your experience in Canada recently.

 

[55Mercury]

do you think he'll take the bait?

he set his own trap in another thread, I see.

maybe he wants you to bite first.