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And yet you continue to rebuff her rescue missions. . .

No, the fool believes that everybody who lives in Ottawa works for the government. It's the triumph of blind hate over sense.

Proof that Just-in True Dope does NOT, in point of fact, suck is in the fact that if he did, he'd be worth something. At least as a rent-boy in Montreal.

AT LEAST until they learn to spell "restrict!"

Seems odd that the only "nice rack" you've had was Kim Campbell, and I gotta tell ya. . . she ain't no Sarah Palin.

I have no idea why an army as small as Canada's should produce so many crack long-range marksmen, but the facts are indisputable.

Well, it's known fact that Canada has the best snipers in the world. . .

Folk saying the truckers Ottawander on outta town?

BLM - Block Lanes Meathead

Why don't y'all just deliver stuff by dogsled? According to Due South, that's the primary mode of transportation in Canada.

Fixing to take the your response to a Heyer level, Boomster?

Well, I guess she'd win the swimsuit competition.

Whenever somebody starts yapping about "the electorate" or "the people," you can be sure they mean "the ones that agree with me."

So. . . what do y'all think'll break out first? Boredom or shooting?

Statement of Coutts resident Dougie McKenzie, upon leaving (well, staggering out of) a local tavern at 1:30 a.m.: "The fuck, dood?"

Wait. . . did you just (gently) criticise Alberta? Oh dear. The world has, indeed, turned upside down. I thought the Men of Westernesse could do no wrong?

Have you considered mercenaries. . . um. . . "security consultants?" What with our drawdowns in the Middle East, I hear a lot of 'em are at loose ends.

Good. Now you can sit at the grown-ups' table! Yer gonna. . . start. . . World War One. Ohhh-KAY.

Guess y'all gotta go back to eating moose knuckles and snow. Or you could kill a bunch of folk. Pour encourager les autres. --Voltaire (That's French, by the way. I know y'all ain't got none of that in Canada.)