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Good one. You sure got her!

They should go back to Quebec or Indigen where they belong!

And I quote. . . "This problem in fact is the result of Women's Lib." Yeah, no screed there. Just a terrified old man harking back to the good ol' days that never existed. I do truly wish we could set up an area, maybe a state and half a province, as Conservativeland, where everybody who...

Story Asked a perplexed Russian diplomat "Vot is 'feck aff yiz shitehawks?'"

You mean. . . a state with a Republican governor and a majority-Republican legislature STOLE THE ELECTION? Oh, dearie me!

That was a great movie!

Yep. According to Georgia law, they were eligible for the death penalty because the murder was committed during the commission of aggravated battery.

OK, clearly the lab staff needs a break. . .

Here's the deal, man. Nobody owes you Da Troof, much less is under any obligation to present only Da Troof you agree with. People will disagree. The people in charge of Da Meeja will present their side in the light most favorable to their positions. Your continual whimpering grievance that...

That's fair. Conservative (small c) media makes True Dope out to be Stalin. Because shrieking "The sky is falling!" at the top of your voice is easier and makes more money than making a sensible argument.

Boy howdy, that Anonymous fella was pretty damn smart! Talked a lot, though.

Them Nazi Commie Fascist tyrannical mandates on driving on the right side of the road and stopping at red lights and getting safety inspections! It's NaziCommieFascist TYRANNY, I tells ya! It's MY truck an' I'll do what I want with it!

Well, the "conservatives" on this board don't seem to think too highly of 'em.

Because terrified curmudgeons never come up with anything new.

Can't fix stupid, Hoof. And it'd be a snap compared to fixing terrified.

I hope they win! That way, they'll only serve life without parole instead of. . . life without parole!

According to Boomster, Alberta has record production. Are they doing it with robots?

You really think True Dope has a switch on his desk labelled "Make Everything Wonderful," and he's just smirking and refusing to flip it to spite you, don't you? You little screed was telling. You actually think women should be limited to being secretaries, teachers, nurses, or homemakers so...

Gives a whole new meaning to "Smokey and the Bandit."

This is why we're better'n y'all. Y'all have Milk River. We have Whiskey River.