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It's all part of the great Jewish Black Conpiraceeee to Hurt Boomster's Feels.

And they're still alive. Go figure. Canadians, enit?

Well. . . he has better hair than any American president since Lincoln!

So ya can't say he ain't qualified to be a politician. . .

I didn't hear about this! Poor groundhogs! What is it with you bloodthirsty Canucks? Baby seals, groundhogs, FN women. . .

I assume it's one from Column A, two from Column B, etc. In the war of circulation It sells newspapers --Billy Bragg

You could do worse than Murphy Brown as PM. Hmm. . . come to think of it, you ARE doing worse!

“I didn’t vote for him, but he’s my President, and I hope he does a good job.” --John Wayne on the election of JFK We had a tougher breed of conservatives back then.

Ya mean. . . a politician LIED? Shocking, I tells ya! Shocking!

And yet you and yours are shit-scared of them.

Yep. The taxman took down Capone too.

Things go better with a pile o' cash. . .

Well, our press is now breathlessly reporting the shocking news that there are Americans among the truckers. Yep, "foreign agitators.'

Pretty hard to challenge True Dope's expertise in insulting truth.

It's their own fault for not getting Education degrees. They coulda been teachers! Or Prime Minister.

OK. . . I know ND is North Dakota, but what the heck is SK? Southern Kansas?

You should check out the hard rock version of Thunderstruck sometime. . .

I imagine Tom getting home after announcing his retirement and finding Gisele standing there, arms crossed, foot tapping, looking pretty annoyed.

Good. Everybody in that kind of position should be audited.

Here's some terms I picked up in a little-known document called the Constitution. . . "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort." U.S. Const., Art. III, sec. 3. Now. . . is invading the seat...