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UPDATE: The University of Tennessee security guard who danced with cheerleaders has been sentenced to seven years in prison. According to the judge, "We don't hold with none o' that here in Tennessee!"

Not that there's anything wrong with that. . .

It is the way. . . *dwamatic pause*. . . OF MY PEOPLE!

"I'm Rob Ford's brother, ferfucksake!" he added. Whenever I face a tough moral or ethical decision, I just ask myself "What would my dear, departed brother Rob do?"

Nonsense. You are a noble figure of a man in his prime!

Wow, you Canadians take trademark protection SERIOUSLY!

Nonsense. History started on July 1st, 1867. It's dinosaurs, Jesus, and Confederation.

Never far off when Felicia sticks her oar in.

Felicia won't accept that either.

Eat hot death, vile punster!

I'm not unsympathetic, but I'm no more sympathetic than I am for anybody who dies doing their job. She jacknifed on black ice with an oversize load There's a white cross in the borrow ditch where she went off the road She wasn't going that fast, the responders all say How it ended that bad, we...

Good man. "I know. . . I just don't care."

He'll be a heck of an asset to the Ukrainian army.

Nah, when I feel like going to Canada, I usually cross at Niagra. No desire to stay longer'n a week or two. After that, the joke wears thin.

How do y'all measure loss in metric?

Figuring out things that are complex and challenging to you ain't a heavy lift.

Sigh. How many genders there are depends on the language. For example, German - 3, French - 2.

Quickest way these days seems to be to get to New York and catch the bus to Roxham road.

I generally don't get all weepy about the good ol' days, but there was a lot to be said for "Turn on the TV, flip around the channels."

Terrible civil procedure. What kind of lawyers does this rich guy have?