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Where the heck you been, boy? We had the perfect person for you to swap stupid with! Gonna have to write you up for AWOL.

OK, that works. Question is. . . fake WHAT?

Ah, you think every cholo the cops jack is MS13! That is so damn CUTE!

City or state?

Definitely the WAAAHmbulance. Or maybe just a box of extra-absorbent. You want the ones with wings?

Kleenex do ya, or should I call the WAAAHmbulance?

Fair point. Probably more accurate to say "In a thread about the NORAD shootdown of a UFO, all y'all can do is bitch about True Dope." Course, that's be true in a thread about the Turkish earthquake, clog dancing, or ancient Roman artifacts.

They're starting Super Bowl "coverage" 7 1/2 hours before kickoff. I blame Canada.

Yeah, kinda like being retarded ain't being retarded if White people are doing it.

The long history of NORAD is a shining example of international cooperation in providing critical air defense to Canada, the U.S., and the entire Western Hemisphere. No surprise y'all hate it.

I like Tax. He's a mite whiny, but pretty sensible. See? "Not perfect, but useful."

Same reason we have you. A tool doesn't have to be perfect to be useful.

Fick du aus!

You know what this means. . . there IS NO RACISM IN AMERICA!

Is there a difference?

Hey, we have one of those too! The Confederate Air Force. Bunch of rich enthusiasts refurbing warbirds from WWs I and II.

Any number of people can cause false readings on a polygraph for several different reasons. It's really not like you read in stupid spy novels.

I did, yeah. The USAF School of Applied Cryptologic Science.

The Canadian pilot probably forgot his Winchester.

1. Yep. 2. Sorta. Ya know how sometimes they let the little retar. . . um, disabled kid flip the coin in a football game? Kinda like that. 3. Nope. 4. Finally?