Search results

Well, at least we know Wendy got through another month without getting pregnant.

Pigeon playing chess. You declare victory more than the communists you claim to hate.

Runs pure capitalism a close race for a shit way to live (but a real quick way to die). Still, funny how conservatives revere World War II, the period when Britain, Canada, and the U.S. were the most authoritarian socialist of any time in their histories.

Your insistence on categorizing everybody as either "liberal" or "conservative" and belief that from that you know where they stand on every issue is fucking stupid.

I wrote CONservatives. Damn, your alleged mind, if it exists at all, is truly defective. And Castro was clearly a right-winger. Except for the fact that he was an ineffectual little turd, you couldn't slip a poker card between him and Hitler. Makes a body feel sorry for Cubans. Hmm. . ...

OK. . . to clarify, I suppose I'll have to come up with some combination of Buck and Foxer. Hmm. . . what could that possibly be? Yeah, I've noticed you work through the whole list of informal logical fallacies about twice a week, Fucker.

Talking to the mirror again there, Buck.

Makes sense. Border Patrol pays shit.

Yep, blame it on the Yanks. Not that you ever need an excuse to do that anyhow.

Good. You'd have to pee in the shower if it didn't, seeing as you couldn't tell what direction the stream'd go in.

Yer dick has no detectable mass.

"A" tonne? Weights and measures're pretty hard for you, ain't they? Probably why you still think you got a 30cm dick. 40.1 million pounds is a hair over a "metric shitload," dummy.

Article Well, that's one way to celebrate, I guess.

Nah, I celebrate on Mitochondrial Day morning. Not that there's anything wrong with your customs, mind. Well, except for that whole "steal the land" thing.

For values of "some people" = irrationally hate-filled imbeciles.

What tourists do in the privacy of their own hotel rooms ain't no affair of mine. And in fact, Sadler lived there. Besides, after Vietnam and New York City, Sadler probably felt pretty safe in Guatemala.

I'm pretty sure uncles' brothers are beyond the reach of nepotism rules. We're all one big family, y'know.

Figure cast iron woulda done the trick.

Or blowing the heads off tourists.

Why not? He appointed his whole damn family as taxpayer-paid "advisors." To be fair, JFK made his brother Attorney General. So, is this the straw that broke the camel's back? Is it all ya can stands, ya can't stands no more? Can the Liberals NOT count on your vote come Whenever?