"Aw Jeez, Eeedit"
Whut's du woild comin to Eedit?
O'Conner in de machine shop sais I kan't run fer de town council ehhhh, unless me French gets better, eh!!!
Jeez Eeedit!, it ain't fair eh
"Well Awwwcheee, you ain't never runnin fer council awww ya!! So what's it mattahhh?"
Jeez Eeeedit!! dat ain't de point. If I wuz, I koodn't. Dat ain't faiur..........ehhhhhhhhhhh??!! Wheaas Meathead wen ya needs im ehhhhhh?? Jeez, he probably nos French. I'm goin down ta Kelsy's ehhhh............mebee someun der I ken pratise on eh................bone-joor eh.......oh-resevior.......tabernakal eh............Le Krayon est sir le tablow-nyer.........Jeez!!!"
Lets move ta BeeCee ok Eeeedit?? Maybeee we cud larn Chyneese ehhh, er sumptin.......Jeez...
"Shewerrr Awcheee, anyting ya say.............anyting ya say..........Awcheee"
:read2:(cue theme song, fade to black)