Thief nailed selling a million stolen screws

[Reuters]

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German factory worker stole over a million screws from his employer and skewed the market with his cheap stolen goods, police said Friday.

Reuters

 

[Tonington]

Screw off reuters! lol, just had to make that comment.

 

[eh1eh]

He screwed the market.

 

[shadowshiv]

Screw off reuters! lol, just had to make that comment.

Just for that, he will make even more double post threads.;-)

 

[lone wolf]

That's REALLY screwin' the pooch....

Wolf

 

[triedit]

I think he had a screw loose.

 

[eh1eh]

His life is taking a downward spiral. Come on, more screw jokes. :lol:

 

[Phil B]

His life is taking a downward spiral. Come on, more screw jokes. :lol:

Screw that - I can't be bothered

 

[shadowshiv]

How many German thieves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[Pangloss]

This thread is sliding down a slippery slope - I mean an inclined plane - wrapped around a cone - with a diminishing ridge - to a point. . .

Sigh.

Pangloss

 

[triedit]

Time to put the hammer down.

 

[shadowshiv]

It's Hammer time!

 

[lone wolf]

Thread's a little coarse?

Wolf

 

[triedit]

Riveting conversation

 

[lone wolf]

Reuters finally gave us some Stanley fodder....

Vodka and orange please?

Wolf