DocDred, you're Fired!

[JBeee]

awe....I'm feeling a bit verklempt!!!
I have to go now.....I love you

Get a room guys!!:roll:

 

[DurkaDurka]

Doc, I am going to call Rogers community TV and see if we can get a TV show going. You might be the next Peter Jennings

 

[DurkaDurka]

Cosmo, by posting that you are making Doc feel inferior. Unfortunately Canada isn't very liberal when it comes to marrying sheep.. errr goats I mean.

 

[JBeee]

Doc, I am going to call Rogers community TV and see if we can get a TV show going. You might be the next Peter Jennings

Has `Doc` found his calling in `DurkaDurka`, I wonder?? lol

 

[lone wolf]

Ya ... but with a goat, he can still have kids....

Wolf

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Cosmo, by posting that you are making Doc feel inferior. Unfortunately Canada isn't very liberal when it comes to marrying sheep.. errr goats I mean.

make doc feelinferior....lol.. i'm a goat sex guy who's high lite in life was defiling a nun....you can't get any lower

 

[DurkaDurka]

Has `Doc` found his calling in `DurkaDurka`, I wonder?? lol

Perhaps, we are like Sigfreid and Roy... without the tiger.

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Perhaps, we are like Sigfreid and Roy.

Can i be roy????? erm was he the one eaten up???maybe i'll be siegrfried...Durka is so into life imitating art it's scary...

 

[shadowshiv]

Can i be roy????? erm was he the one eaten up???maybe i'll be siegrfried...Durka is so into life imitating art it's scary...

Does that mean that Durka will be your boyfriend?:lol:

 

[DurkaDurka]

Does that mean that Durka will be your boyfriend?:lol:

No, I am Doc's handler. He sleeps with our ferocious goats.

 

[shadowshiv]

No, I am Doc's handler. He sleeps with our ferocious goats.

Well, now that Siefried and Roy have said that they are indeed gay, and Doc said he wanted it to be just like in real life, you two would have to be boyfriends. There's nothing wrong with admitting that, after all.

 

[triedit]

Is a handler the same as a fluffer? *snicker*

Who fluffs the goats?

 

[Cosmo]

Awww ... my apologies Doc. Or is that Seigfried? Roy? ???

 

[karrie]

uh... Cos... those are sheep. That's three threads over. Silly.

 

[Cosmo]

lol ... couldn't find a goat smiley. Hadda improvise. Think D&D would actually notice??

 

[karrie]

I don't know... they seem dead set on goats.

 

[Cosmo]

Oh gawd, Karrie ... Don't use "dead" and "goats" in the same sentence. We don't need this thread to sink any further into the gutter!!

 

[karrie]

***slaps forehead... walks across room... slaps Cosmo on the forehead for good measure***

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Is a handler the same as a fluffer? *snicker*

Who fluffs the goats?

we don't get a lot of women clientel....so we only have one male goat....
so are you worried that the goat won't be ready for you.....we use a variety of steroid injections , way better than fluffers ....anything for the ladies

 

[Kreskin]

I have been singing the Ballad of DocDred all night, it's my new fav song.

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Dred,
A poor goateneer barely kept his family fed...