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Locutus

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Either the vancouver or toronto sock exchanges. Would it be rude to shoot a mime without using a silencer?


As long as it was in the woods because no one would hear.

What does ooga booga mean?
 

#juan

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Because their mind is in the gutter...


Why do dogs wag their tail and cats don't
 

#juan

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Bosses are like that.


Why does the office clock take a half hour to get through the last five minutes brfore quitting time?
 

#juan

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Because he couldn't spell Pakistan.

Why do chickens lay eggs?
 

#juan

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Because since that new chicken eye improvement video,
chickens can now see across the road
and there is no reason to cross the road.

Why do elephants have long memories?
 
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daisygirl

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Because they saved up all their peanuts until they could afford to buy that new best seller "How to Improve Your Memory in 30 Days".

Why are men so different from women?
 

Outta here

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Some witches will, some witches won't, some witches might. Depends which witch.


Why would someone desert their post in the desert before they've eaten desert?
 

Impetus

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oh shoot, I'll throw the dog a bone...
must be about having to spend those ♫♪ Thirty Days In The Hole ♪♫

how high is up?

As far as you can "throw"...

Why does toast always land buttered side down?

Muz
 

JBeee

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As far as you can "throw"...

Why does toast always land buttered side down?

Muz

:idea:More weight on the buttered side?
You go to plug in an a modern two-pronged electrical cord....always in reverse....why??