...but other than Craftsman's mechanical design failures...some new features of their
tool-design-child concept involved some noteworthy advances...
The backup brain housed just above the child's left kidney was an ingenious touch. Not only did it ensure continued operation of the child if the neck adapater failed (as they were prone to), but it was also useful, with the right USB cables, as a data storage device. Family photos, tax information, and all of one's banking information could be easily stashed safely away within the child. Given the data processing advances, with an appropriate upgrade, said child could even operate as your family's own accountant. This created a legal quagmire however, as governments struggled with the ethical issues of seizing children to retrieve data as proof of tax evasion or money laundering.