A solution to the problem of Quebec

[General James Wolfe]

Logic 7


Lets just say Quebec gets its independence okay, how would it survive on its own. Quebec will be a Francophone Island in the Anglophone Sea of North America. Americans these days are so anti-French that they wont help you when you succede from Canada.


If Canada can be divided so can Quebec. The majority of the province will stay in Canada while you are left with a slither of land as a state.

Canada and America might have a blockade against you and then your economy will collapse then you will come begging to to rejoin Canada.

Quebec will be commiting suicide if it becomes independent.


BTW I give an independent Quebec about 10 years maximum of independence before it crawls back to Canada.

 

[Said1]

You are totally wrong, montreal is half french and half anglo, the only city in the world to be like this.

Pls provide a link stating Montreal is the only city equally split with resepct to language. I can think of several, right off the top of me head, mon chum

They all say to me, montreal is more open minded, peoples are nicer , life is easier ( they tell me, you don't have to work like crazy just to pay your rent and food.)

Remind me, what did that recent article about lazy Quebecors say?

In any event, my advise to you IS:If all else fails, super-subsidize it!

 

[General James Wolfe]

Francophones.

If you dont like the idea of going to Alaska to start your own state, I have another suggestion. How about the Island of Newfoundland. Here are some of the advantages of leaving Quebec for Newfoundland.


01. Newfoundland is an Island.
02. Newfoundland has exellent fishing grounds.
03. Newfoundland is right next door to your kin in St Pierre and Miquelon.
04. Newfoundland and St Pierre and Miquelon can unite in to a French Nation.
05. Newfoundland would be far from the Anglophones of North America.
06. Newfoundland is the right size to hold all the French Canadians who dont like being in Canada.
07. Newfoundland is closer to France
08. Newfoundland has nice weather compared to Quebec



Maybee Acadia could be comprised of Newfoundland and St Pierre and Miquelon.

 

[Ensign Redshirt]

Oh look, the frenchmen is back, hoiste, tabournack.

Now answer me this, why-oh-why would and anglo from Toronto MOVE to Montreal? Who would subject themselves to such abuse? I bet they're not even real anglos, but anglos wannabe francaphones, non?

As a Franco-Ontarian, I feel I must correct you.

It's "hostie". A hoiste is what we use to lift things. "Tabournack" is a musical instrument, as in "Hey Mister Tabournack Man". However, you did use the terms correctly, although we prefer to add "calice" at the beginning, as in "calicetabarnakhostie" (it's spoken as one word). I offer this lesson in case you decide to follow the General's advice and move to Quebec.

As to your other comment, the new Royal Canadian Government could pay people to move to Quebec, at least long enough to minoritize the French. Once the French are gone to Alaskadia, you might decide to stay in... uh, Rupertsland. You would be ideally placed to welcome the new Rupertsland... dians.

(Note to General Wolfe - find catchier names)

On a final note, I read General Wolfe's statement that he would be willing to tell the French that they were to move, but he was strangely silent about the much more dangerous task - telling Newfoudland that they no longer would control Labrador.

 

[Said1]

As a Franco-Ontarian, I feel I must correct you.

It's "hostie". A hoiste is what we use to lift things. "Tabournack" is a musical instrument, as in "Hey Mister Tabournack Man". However, you did use the terms correctly, although we prefer to add "calice" at the beginning, as in "calicetabarnakhostie" (it's spoken as one word). I offer this lesson in case you decide to follow the General's advice and move to Quebec.

I also neglected to add 'le, le' at the end. Oh well, what's an Ottawa anglo to do if she can't depend on her neighbours to correct her french curse words? Mon Deux, is mon face rouge, le, le.

As to your other comment, the new Royal Canadian Government could pay people to move to Quebec, at least long enough to minoritize the French. Once the French are gone to Alaskadia, you might decide to stay in... uh, Rupertsland. You would be ideally placed to welcome the new Rupertsland... dians.

(Note to General Wolfe - find catchier names)

That would work. Although, it would take a stick of dyn-o-mite to get me out of Ontario.

On a final note, I read General Wolfe's statement that he would be willing to tell the French that they were to move, but he was strangely silent about the much more dangerous task - telling Newfoudland that they no longer would control Labrador.

Le LOL, le,le.

 

[Ensign Redshirt]

Francophones.

If you dont like the idea of going to Alaska to start your own state, I have another suggestion. How about the Island of Newfoundland. Here are some of the advantages of leaving Quebec for Newfoundland.


01. Newfoundland is an Island.
02. Newfoundland has exellent fishing grounds.
03. Newfoundland is right next door to your kin in St Pierre and Miquelon.
04. Newfoundland and St Pierre and Miquelon can unite in to a French Nation.
05. Newfoundland would be far from the Anglophones of North America.
06. Newfoundland is the right size to hold all the French Canadians who dont like being in Canada.
07. Newfoundland is closer to France
08. Newfoundland has nice weather compared to Quebec

09. The combined accents would be totally wayy kewl man!
10. The mix of the French sense of humour and the Newfoundland Joie de Vivre would be great - no, wait, maybe that should be the other way around.
11. Poutine finally granted it's status as a national food. (I don't care what Sassy says!)

 

[Said1]

12. Newfoundlaners will have no problem buying their bière froide at the local Depanneur as opposed to where ever they buy it.

 

[Said1]

What about the all dress chein chaud and amburg, will this be a deal breaker?

(yes, I know I spelled them wrong, but it's ard to write de accents).

 

[Ensign Redshirt]

What about the all dress chein chaud and amburg, will this be a deal breaker?

(yes, I know I spelled them wrong, but it's ard to write de accents).

You did very well.

I'm French on both sides of the family, but I can't do the accents. I've got Anglo friends who can do them much better than I can.

Merde.

 

[Said1]

You did very well.

I'm French on both sides of the family, but I can't do the accents. I've got Anglo friends who can do them much better than I can.

Merde.

You don't take your dogs all dressed do you?

If you do, I'll have no other choice than to put you on ignore.

 

[Sassylassie]

Well as someone who lived in NFL for five of the longest years of her life I would say people from Quebec couldn't live there because the Newfs are resilient and fun. None of these traits are attributed to Quebec, NFLer's think 90cms of snow in April is a god send and they go to work and then jump on their Yamies after work for fun. They eat Potted Meat, don't ask me I still don't know what that stuff is. They put their hot dogs in bottles of I don't know what but hot dogs are not meat so why pickle it? Pickled pork ribblets are praised, talk about nasty. So General Wolfe, don't be picken on those from NFL they would eat the People from Quebec alive, really they would. God bless the NFLer's I wish I was as tough as they are. I wasn't so I had to leave that wonderful province and I'm never going back-ever.

Poutine is nasty, mon dieu tabanac Ensign Redshirt. However it will keep you alive in an car derailed by a snow storm for at least 90 days or until you are missed by family.

 

[ottawabill]

Well as someone who lived in NFL for five of the longest years of her life I would say people from Quebec couldn't live there because the Newfs are resilient and fun. None of these traits are attributed to Quebec, NFLer's think 90cms of snow in April is a god send and they go to work and then jump on their Yamies after work for fun. They eat Potted Meat, don't ask me I still don't know what that stuff is. They put their hot dogs in bottles of I don't know what but hot dogs are not meat so why pickle it? Pickled pork ribblets are praised, talk about nasty. So General Wolfe, don't be picken on those from NFL they would eat the People from Quebec alive, really they would. God bless the NFLer's I wish I was as tough as they are. I wasn't so I had to leave that wonderful province and I'm never going back-ever.

Poutine is nasty, mon dieu tabanac Ensign Redshirt. However it will keep you alive in an car derailed by a snow storm for at least 90 days or until you are missed by family.

Might take 92 days for some of our families to miss us!!

Nope Nfld will not do... look what happened to the beothuks? want the same happen to the fluffy Quebecers??

 

[Karlin]

Quebec will leave if ....

I didn't read every reply here, so maybe someone allready wrote this, but as for Quebec staying in Canada, Rick Mercer has told us the solution: " Stop Cooking with CHEESE!!! " [and they WILL leave]

Sorry, had to do it,
Karlin

 

[Said1]

I didn't read every reply here, so maybe someone allready wrote this, but as for Quebec staying in Canada, Rick Mercer has told us the solution: " Stop Cooking with CHEESE!!! " [and they WILL leave]

Sorry, had to do it,
Karlin

That DOES make sense. Ban all poutin from every chip truck from here to NFLD.

 

[iroquois]

Not a chance

Not a chance!!!!

Quebec will be a free country...and if que quebequois need some guerilla fighters, we the portuguese are ready. we fight against imperialistic spain for centuries...they were larger than us, but in the end we gain our independence...so will be with quebec...
vive quebec...vive montcalm!!!
better than wolfe...

 

[shadowshiv]

Not a chance!!!!

Quebec will be a free country...and if que quebequois need some guerilla fighters, we the portuguese are ready. we fight against imperialistic spain for centuries...they were larger than us, but in the end we gain our independence...so will be with quebec...
vive quebec...vive montcalm!!!
better than wolfe...

You do realize this thread was over 2 years old, right?;-):lol:

 

[Adriatik]

This thread makes no sense... Canada would never be able to force Quebecers to move to Alaska's wasteland..

Not only is the idea ilogical, but I would say it borders the limits of mental retardation for those who advocate it.

The fact that people are able to have these stupid ideas is alarming. It makes me doubt the intelligence of people in general.

 

[Risus]

Not a chance!!!!

Quebec will be a free country...and if que quebequois need some guerilla fighters, we the portuguese are ready. we fight against imperialistic spain for centuries...they were larger than us, but in the end we gain our independence...so will be with quebec...
vive quebec...vive montcalm!!!
better than wolfe...

LOL, Wolfe wooped Montcalm's ass so nothing more need to be said.

 

[Risus]

This thread makes no sense... Canada would never be able to force Quebecers to move to Alaska's wasteland..

Not only is the idea ilogical, but I would say it borders the limits of mental retardation for those who advocate it.

The fact that people are able to have these stupid ideas is alarming. It makes me doubt the intelligence of people in general.

Especially when the yanks won't want them there. They had their fill of the frankophones when the Acadians invaded the south...

 

[Machjo]

Of course our forfathers made a mistake 200 years ago when they 1 let the French stay and 2. let them continue speaking French, but it happened. So we live with it. It's a tough deal but so what....

Yup, I fully agree, but it's still not too late. if it was a good idea then, it should still be a good idea now, right? Unless you beleive right and wrong was different then?

I believe right and wrong never changes, so if it's a good idea for then, it's a good one for now too. Yup, le't go out and shoot 'em all. All we have to do is what they did in the Bible all those years ago when if a person pronounced sibboleth instead of shibboleth they didn't let him pass and slew him.

Let's do the same here, why don't we. If they've got anything other than a standard English Canadian accent, put a bullet through their heads. As for the kids, mette out to them what you mette out to the parents. If the parents get a pass, so does the kid. If not, bullet thorugh their heads too.

For most cities in Quebec where the majority population is predominantly French-speaking, it might be more efficient to quarantine the city, let no one out unless he speaks a perfectly standard Canadian English (British could be acceptable too), give them a month to leave, and then nuke the town!

Yup, no zenophobia there.