A solution to the problem of Quebec

General James Wolfe

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French Canadians will love to go to Alsaka, after all its far from the Anglophones of North America. Some of the benifits of the Francophones moving from Quebec to Alaska are


01. Bigger territory to form a Francophone nation in North America
02. Wealthier territory to form a Francophone nation in North America
03. Far away from the Anglophones of North America
04. Fantastic fishing waters
05. Gold and Oil
06. Big tourist industry
07. Close relations with France's best friend in the World Russia
08. More land bigger Farms and Ranches
09. Long summer days
10. No Anglopnones in your country



Alaska to be renamed Acadia is the promise land for all Francophones in North America while the Anglophones can keep Canada and America.
 

General James Wolfe

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Since Francophones dont like Anglophones that much we in my oppion should build a fence to seperate Anglophone Canada and Francophone Acadia from each other. If the Francophones are more friendly their will be a free trade agreement between Anglophone Canada and Francophone Acadia.
 

General James Wolfe

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I agree the winner of the Canadain Civil War will leave Canada for Acadia (Alaska with out the panhandle). The Anglophone Canadains will beat the Francophone Canadains anyday like the ancestors of English Canadains did to the ancestors of French Canadains. If you English Canadains want help call the Royal Armed Forces of Great Britain, they will help you if you need it against the French Canadains.


WINNER TAKES ALL
LOOSER LEAVES TOWN
 

DurkaDurka

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I think we would have to employ the services of a NHL team manager so we can ensure the trade goes through smoothly.
 

General James Wolfe

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I think that Canada with British help buy Alaska from America to resettle the troublsome French Canadains. I think that buying Alaska would be alot cheaper than if Quebec succedes and the issue of billingualism which costs the Canadian tax payers about 1 trillion dollars a year. I think the Americans will appreaciate the English Canadains resettling the French Canadains to Alaska because they will be far from America and you know how much Americans hate French people

Rember the French Fries/Freedom Fries situation.

America might even pay us to transfer the French Canadains from Quebec to Alaska to reward Canada for moving as many Frenchmen away from America as possible.
 

Sassylassie

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General Wolfe thanks for this thread it brightened my day. Who wants to tell Quebec it's got a new home in Alaska? Wolfe I'll let you do it, the poutine is really going to fly. Layton could over see the change of command parade couldn't he?
 

ottawabill

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Have to start renaming this too... St. Anne de "whatever" is not gonna fly any more...

toi riverre..don't think so...

Montreal...Mount Real nawh....Mount English there thats better hehehe
 

General James Wolfe

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We can keep the name of Quebec or we can rename the province Rupertsland. I would like to see the unification of Quebec and Labrador, I think the map of Canada would look better with the unification of Quebec and Labrador into the province of Rupertsland.


I would tell the French Canadains that their new home is in Alaska if you guys were their behind me and besides me when I tell them that.
 

General James Wolfe

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If we have to replace the name of Montreal I would like to see it renamed Mount Real. I like the name Mount Real. Quebec City can be ranemed Ruperts City. But even though their are French I like the names of Quebec City and Montreal and it would be a pity to change these cities names, we can change the names of the little towns but not Quebec City and Montreal.


In Acadia the biggest cities can be Acadia City and Cajunbourg.


Canada would be a better place with out the French Canadians always causing trouble. French Canadians Acadia is your Israel its time for you to go their.
 

General James Wolfe

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Here are some names for the Francophone nation of Acadia.

Acadia City
Cajunbourg
Bouchard
Charles De Gaul
Molcolm
Bourbon City
Orleans


Can you Royal Canadians think of anymore names of cities of the future French state of Acadia (Alsaka with out the panhandle).


Bouchard could be the first President of Acadia. Bouchard as President of Acadia you can have your language police, accept in Acadia they will have more powers and be alot stonger than in Quebec.
 

I think not

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Quebecs belongs to quebecers, not canadians, you can't trade something that doesnt belongs to you, it makes no sense, and yes quebec has plenty of ressources, this is where i realize how smart you are .

He is also under the impression Alaska belongs to Canada, so no surprise.
 

Researcher87

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Ah I think you people are still forgetting who truly owns the land as recognized by Congress and the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

Just because there is a whole bunch of English and French speaking people where these peoples once resided doesn't mean they gave up title because no one has explained anywhere where they were conquered to give up such title.