“I am the leader of the FREE world and nobody will stop my FREE speech.  If Twitter continues to censor me, I have the Total Authority to take  them down!! 
#BoycottTwitter!!”  tweeted Trump, after which a bot immediately flagged his post as  misleading because the President does not, in fact, have the ability to  take down Twitter, nor does he have “total authority.”
#BoycottTwitter Now Trending on Twitter
The President’s latest move is seen as yet another front in his  ongoing battle against media corporations, who are considered “enemies”  by Trump and his supporters. By encouraging his followers to boycott  Twitter, Trump is hoping to free them from being brainwashed into  believing lies and conspiracy theories, except for those originating  from the President himself.
    “MY President never lies!” exclaimed Daryl Wyatt. “If he says that  Hillary’s emails secretly opened Obama’s gate, which caused the Chinese  virus hoax to kill Carole Baskin’s husband with a vote-by-mail ballot,  then it is 100% true. Y’all just fear the TRUTH because Bill Gates  created 5G to make you believe in fairy tales like evolution and  Greenland.”
    Surprisingly, Democrats had no problem with Trump’s threats to shut  down Twitter. In fact, they seemed to be encouraging the boycott by  proposing a bill to shut down the site until there is significant  progress in reducing the prevalence of lies and hate speech on the site,  something they claim can be done by early November 2020.
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