I am nuke proof. I hope yar 2.

French Patriot

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I am nuke proof. I hope yar 2.

I enjoyed a good chuckle the other day when a friend of mine, with a Southern drawl spoke to me.

Thars gonna be some nuken on this cheer earth. King of the terrorist Trump gonna see to thatun thare chore. He be itching for a fight don’tcha know. He gonna tell everyone to fight or shut up real soon.

Trust me now when I say this. Listen good ifin you can. I am nuke proof. I hope yar 2. We gotta do something. Our leaders are incompetent to beat the band.

Terrorism is a puny thang as compared to what’s to come from the likes of Trump, Kim Jung –Un et all leaders in the U.N.

The U.N is not , perhaps cannot, do it’s job of brokering peace. All because everyone thinks themselves right about something or other. Insane right?

Trump, terrorist and other vigilantes are a puny problem, as compared killing machines like the forces at hand in the U.S.A. Trump will show then tell.

As usual, the U.S.A. will use war to quiet the fracturing of society that is presently happening in the world. God has truly abandoned us.

All of the political and spiritual Gods and all their minions will flee, that is all people, if Trump gets peeved.

I am nuke proof. Are you?

Regards
DL
 
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Johnnny said:
When i was a baby in the incubator, a irradiator containing 2000 curies of cesium-137 exploded in the hallway. It showered me with radiation and because of it, I'm immune to radiation. I'am essentially nuke proof and shoot laser beams out of my eyes.
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Your lucky laser beams will come in handy when fighting off radioactive sewer crocodiles. I only have a potato cannon and because my potatoes will probably be contaminated with radiation it might just make the crocodiles bigger and stronger. Cheers!
 
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Johnnny said:
When i was a baby in the incubator, a irradiator containing 2000 curies of cesium-137 exploded in the hallway. It showered me with radiation and because of it, I'm immune to radiation. I'am essentially nuke proof and shoot laser beams out of my eyes.
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Are you invisible,too?
 
Murphy

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That's cool. My best friend, growing up, could bend that which was not bendable by infusing himself with Tember Sto. He could also generate flexic waves that ate the brains of his enemies!
 
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Murphy said:
That's cool. My best friend, growing up, could bend that which was not bendable by infusing himself with Tember Sto. He could also generate flexic waves that ate the brains of his enemies!
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Couldn't your best friends enemies foil his plan by wearing tin foil hats? Cheers!
 
Murphy

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No. Flexic waves melt soft metals. Like sand through an hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
 
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Nanoose said:
Your lucky laser beams will come in handy when fighting off radioactive sewer crocodiles. I only have a potato cannon and because my potatoes will probably be contaminated with radiation it might just make the crocodiles bigger and stronger. Cheers!
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Shoot green potatoes, they are a biological weapon (Solanine is very toxic even in small amounts).
:)
or better yet, sell them to the enemy for his dinner.
( Many a crock has gone to his death trying to put an instinctive death roll on a potato,
which just rolls back as soon as he stops rolling it in the first place.)

What you have to do is get the exact sample of radioactive material you are being irradiated with, and put it in a microwave ( In a CLAY, glass, or microwave safe container!), reverse the current by wiring the plug backwards, and wedge the door open.
The reverse radioactive rays will cancel out the original nuclear ones by virtue of opposite polarity, and you will be good to go.
;)
cancer free too, I might add


...could you turn side ways a bit?
You are messing up the TV
 
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Murphy said:
No. Flexic waves melt soft metals. Like sand through an hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
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Oh - then your friend might owe me a new friend. I had a friend that wore a tin foil hat and his brain still got destroyed. Back then I blamed it on advancements in government mind control devices that could penetrate tin foil but now I'm starting to wonder if it was really Flexic waves. My friend also smoked a tremendous amount of pot so I'm also still concerning that as a factor. Cheers!

Danbones said:
Shoot green potatoes, they are a biological weapon (Solanine is very toxic even in small amounts).
:)
or better yet, sell them to the enemy for his dinner.
( Many a crock has gone to his death trying to put an instinctive death roll on a potato,
which just rolls back as soon as he stops rolling it in the first place.)

What you have to do is get the exact sample of radioactive material you are being irradiated with, and put it in a microwave ( In a CLAY, glass, or microwave safe container!), reverse the current by wiring the plug backwards, and wedge the door open.
The reverse radioactive rays will cancel out the original nuclear ones by virtue of opposite polarity, and you will be good to go.
;)
cancer free too, I might add


...could you turn side ways a bit?
You are messing up the TV
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Ya that sounds a bit complicated for me -If there is a nuclear war I'm just going to drive as fast as I can towards ground zero and get it over with. Cheers!
 
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NK is too close to China for the US to use large nukes.

He's still onside with China spanking NK diplomatically, I think. If KJU was to do something truly stupid (which I doubt), MOABs and maybe a few small tactical nukes would be enough to shut them down. A plan for an all out strike, of the kind Trump suggested at the UN, already exists.

The US just has to squeeze the trigger.

Dollar store prices will drop when China loses NK as a large importer of their goods. Stuff happens.
 
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