Hi! This is Hermie. My real name is Herman, but I think my parents didn't like me. Justin likes me though! I got a job as his, like, information secretary! Wow! Cool, right? And I never even voted.
Anyway, Justin told me to explain the marijuana legislation thing. He explained it to me first, so this is, like, official and stuff.
Justin is going to make it legal to smoke marijuana. That's so cool!
You have to buy it from the licenced farms or whatever that are going to grow it. And that means taxes and government monitoring. That's like control, only not so mean sounding!
That also means that if you're one of those street corner sellers, the cops are gonna bust you! Justin told me that it's illegal to sell stuff without a licence. It's also illegal to sell untested products that are regulated, but because you're like, a street corner pusher, you didn't get your dope approved, so you'll like, go to jail! So don't! Don't sell untested, unregulated, untaxed dope on the corner, k? Buy from an authorized dealer!
Justin is so wise and hot looking. But like, not in a sexual way. As a modern Canadian male in my 20s, I can admire his buff form, rock hard abs and cute face, but still respect him and his heterosexuality at the same time.
Anyway, it won't be illegal to have dope providing that you follow these simple rules:
The Rules
1. Purchase from an approved seller.
2. Pay all taxes.
5. Always smoke marijuana that bears the official government label.
8. Don't smoke in front of underaged kids.
8. Don't smoke and drive.
3 Don't operate machinery and smoke.
11. Observe all possession limits.
4. Purchase from an authorized dealer.
5. Keep your dog leashed in all park areas.