Spam. Food of the Gods.

darkbeaver

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God is a figment of your perverted imagination.



I object. The Devil is not ignorant.

Can't remember what SPAM is an acronym for.$hit Puss Animal Matter I think.

I remember.$hit Posing As Meat.

God is real, you will find out soon enough. He,s a figment of my perverted imagination as well maybe. I kind of like himher.
 

darkbeaver

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I'm kinda hoping if god ever does show up it is a black woman. Going to drive a whole bunch of believers nuts.

That's as possible as not I suppose. As long as it,s not that spaggetti monster thing.


There's nothing better than Spam. If you're making my style of macaroni salad you can replace the chopped ham with chopped Spam. It has a much better flavor. The old standard ham and eggs can be Spam. and eggs. For that matter anything you'd use ham in you should substitute it with SPAM. Now it has to be traditional Hormel Spam not those copycats. They do not have the same flavor. When I make the ole famous ham and cheese omelet they'll be none of that rubbery ham. My omelet will have eggs, green chilis, touch of milk for fluffiness, chedder cheese, and chopped "SPAM ". Nothing better for lunch than a fried Spam and sliced tomatoe sammich. A little yellow mustard on mine please. Whoever invented spam should get something equal to the Nobel prize. I'd suggest everyone stock up on Spam in case of a natural disaster or social upheaval. Nothing better than Spam I could live on the stuff.

You musta been fed with a silver spoon Ludlow. That sounds like fine eatin to me. And you had this twice a week you claim?


I just shot a chicken eatin mama raccoon out of the old cherry tree out front, I left her babies live, they are old enough to make it. She took five of my hens this last week, she,ll take no more.

I intend to spent my last four decades in the company of little red hens.
 

gopher

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Whoever invented spam should get something equal to the Nobel prize. I'd suggest everyone stock up on Spam in case of a natural disaster or social upheaval. Nothing better than Spam I could live on the stuff.




Quote of the Century!



Everybody loves Spam here in Gopherland. :)
 

Danbones

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It's made of people!!!
(Some People Are Mashed)

but then again, there is something to be said for a little Keene's hot mustard, mayo, cracked black pepper, and field greens, and spam sandwich now and then
 
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Ludlow

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Fry that spam till it's crisp on out side and put two slices on potato bread. Now a good 1/4 " slice of large tomatoe and a little French's yellow mustard and you have some fine grub. If you've no spam fry up a bunch of bologna same fine sammich. Nuthin better. :)
 

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It's been decades since I ate spam, Ludlow. I don't know if we can purchase Hormel spam in Canada. The brand I used to buy was called Prem. I did enjoy a hard-fried spam sandwich on rye bread with Djon mustard. Another lunch favorite was Kraft Dinner with cubes of Prem..........mmmmn. Unfortunately, I can't eat spam anymore as it contains an ingredient that makes my joints swell.
 

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It's been decades since I ate spam, Ludlow. I don't know if we can purchase Hormel spam in Canada. The brand I used to buy was called Prem. I did enjoy a hard-fried spam sandwich on rye bread with Djon mustard. Another lunch favorite was Kraft Dinner with cubes of Prem..........mmmmn. Unfortunately, I can't eat spam anymore as it contains an ingredient that makes my joints swell.
Yeah. They put me on blood thinners I'm waiting for my restrictions. I hope it isn't spam or tomatoes,,,or bacon.
 

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Yeah. They put me on blood thinners I'm waiting for my restrictions. I hope it isn't spam or tomatoes,,,or bacon.

Tomatoes are no problem for me............thank heavens, like you I love vine tomatoes and my neighbor grows the best in the area. I found a way around giving up bacon by eating turkey or chicken bacon.........until a couple of companies in Canada started offering nitrate free bacon. I've never looked back. I love bacon. I'm not on any pharmaceuticals. I do take Arnica pills to help with the osteoarthritis in my knee. I also take St John's Wort and vitamin D. I'm very leery of taking pharmaceuticals. My doctor first prescribed Naproxen when the condition was diagnosed. I went online and researched it and found far too many side-effects to continue using it. Arnica is completely natural and actually does a better job of targeting the pain, IMO.
 

Ludlow

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Tomatoes are no problem for me............thank heavens, like you I love vine tomatoes and my neighbor grows the best in the area. I found a way around giving up bacon by eating turkey or chicken bacon.........until a couple of companies in Canada started offering nitrate free bacon. I've never looked back. I love bacon. I'm not on any pharmaceuticals. I do take Arnica pills to help with the osteoarthritis in my knee. I also take St John's Wort and vitamin D. I'm very leery of taking pharmaceuticals. My doctor first prescribed Naproxen when the condition was diagnosed. I went online and researched it and found far too many side-effects to continue using it. Arnica is completely natural and actually does a better job of targeting the pain, IMO.
Yeah my doc said no naproxin or ibuprophen. Bad for the kydneys. Sadly I am on medicines for a few things but not much I can do about it at this point. I do love spam sammiches though.:)
 

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It's been decades since I ate spam, Ludlow. I don't know if we can purchase Hormel spam in Canada. The brand I used to buy was called Prem. I did enjoy a hard-fried spam sandwich on rye bread with Djon mustard. Another lunch favorite was Kraft Dinner with cubes of Prem..........mmmmn. Unfortunately, I can't eat spam anymore as it contains an ingredient that makes my joints swell.

Do they go out when that happens?