Chinese Edging Into Canadian Polar Territory-Just the Beginning

Murphy

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvswocNN-g8

Glen is not available, but we could get a church club, armed with teddy bears, flowers and chocolate to talk to the Chinese.

If that doesn't work, take out the ships. It's slow, moving through the northern passage - even when the water is open. Sink them. Some old naval shells will do. You don't need explosive projectiles. Three or four solid chunks of steel fired through the hull below the water line will do it. The cold and ice will do the rest. Just ask Franklin.
 

Angstrom

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvswocNN-g8

Glen is not available, but we could get a church club, armed with teddy bears, flowers and chocolate to talk to the Chinese.

If that doesn't work, take out the ships. It's slow, moving through the northern passage - even when the water is open. Sink them. Some old naval shells will do. You don't need explosive projectiles. Three or four solid chunks of steel fired through the hull below the water line will do it. The cold and ice will do the rest. Just ask Franklin.

I vote for guilt trip torpedo's and gay rainbow shaming shells!!!
 

MHz

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Maybe we should take a page from the Chinese voodoo child, and raise a little sand, like they are doing in the south China sea, and put a toll booth on it, and charge duty for passage...maybe sell them some pints on the way by, and lift a few containers whilst they are groggy with brew...
heh heh HAR!
Manicure a few beaches on Baffin Island, build it and they will come.
 

darkbeaver

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The Chinese will protect us from the lunatic American/Israel bloc, the one is two, and the two is one, squish one get both,. it's already modled, I just have to remember where I saved it.

Kill em' with kindness eh!

The Chinese must be stopped from edging into Canadian Polar Territory. That is easy we just ignor them until they freeze. They only get as far as Winnipeg before thier a consolodated mnass at which time we will truck them away without a shot being fired.
This is Canada unless you're born here the first winter will most likely kill you, before our armed forces.
 

Angstrom

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It's about time our Northern Territory become lucrative ! Keep the co2 coming boys

Open her right up. :lol:

Let's save the environment by taxing the passage of ships. :lol:
 

Danbones

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...and of course in keeping with the new trend for putting the ladies on the front line
we could always use them new fangled un manned rowboat subs...

It's about time our Northern Territory become lucrative ! Keep the co2 coming boys

Open her right up. :lol:

Let's save the environment by taxing the passage of ships. :lol:

yeah, that wood sure beat burning us with a carbon tax
especially now that the temperature could go either way because its now called "climate change"

I vote we arm the subs with depth charges that are kegs of newfie skreech full of roofing nails with fuses made from old rubber boots
 

Angstrom

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...yeah, that wood sure beat burning us with a carbon tax
especially now that the temperature could go either way because its now called "climate change"


Just sinking a few of those city size ships would reduce the co2 considerably.