am I mistaken?Couches and nudity in the work place,who is responsible?

[CDNBear]

I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption.....

I planned each chartered course, each careful step along the highway

Pfffft! Talk to me when you move to days that end in "Y". I mean, Go Big or Go Home, ya know?

I have a big head and can't afford the tinfoil.

BTW: You know this is the version playing in my head, right?

The song they'll play at my funeral. Seriously.

 

[SLM]

I planned each chartered course, each careful step along the highway

And more, much more than this, I did it my way.

I have a big head and can't afford the tinfoil.

Shop Costco, you can buy a year's supply at once.

The song they'll play at my funeral. Seriously.

Instead of or along with Imagine? Cuz that will be quite the auditory smorgasbord, lol.

 

[CDNBear]

And more, much more than this, I did it my way.

There were times, I'm sure you knew...

Shop Costco, you can buy a year's supply at once.

Good idea.

Instead of or along with Imagine? Cuz that will be quite the auditory smorgasbord, lol.

No Imagine, but there will be a Pipe and Drum band for sure. I wish I could be there for the transition from My way to Amazing Grace on the bagpipes.

 

[SLM]

There were times, I'm sure you knew...

When there was fu*k, fu*k, fu*k all else to do.....

Good idea.

And I bet you thought there was no need for a 40 gallon drum of Hellmans.

No Imagine, but there will be a Pipe and Drum band for sure. I wish I could be there for the transition from My way to Amazing Grace on the bagpipes.

I want "In My Life" playing over and over again. Because I want people to cry, dammit, cry their eyes out!

 

[CDNBear]

When there was fu*k, fu*k, fu*k all else to do.....

But through it all, when there was doubt...

And I bet you thought there was no need for a 40 gallon drum of Hellmans.

It that what I should use to keep my tinfoil hat stuck to my head.

I want "In My Life" playing over and over again. Because I want people to cry, dammit, cry their eyes out!

It's in my will, the first sombre jacka$$, gets nothing. I want a party.

 

[SLM]

But through it all, when there was doubt...

I shot it up or kicked it out.....

It that what I should use to keep my tinfoil hat stuck to my head.

Well I'm a Miracle Whip gal, so that's pretty much the only use for Hellmans that I can see....

It's in my will, the first sombre jacka$$, gets nothing. I want a party.

We should party now....why wait til we're dead?

 

[CDNBear]

I shot it up or kicked it out.....

I faced the wall, and the world....

Well I'm a Miracle Whip gal, so that's pretty much the only use for Hellmans that I can see....

Ditto, except I'm not a gal. I think.

We should party now....why wait til we're dead?

Cuz I'm old and tired, and my dance moves are dated. I dance like everyone is watching.

 

[SLM]

I faced the wall, and the world....

And did it my way........

Ditto, except I'm not a gal. I think.

Everything else is kinda bland after you've had the whip eh? Lol.

Oh and usually boobies are a good clue,

Cuz I'm old and tired, and my dance moves are dated. I dance like everyone is watching.

LOL. I feel ya

 

[MHz]

What a way to run a Brothel. What will people think?

 

[CDNBear]

And did it my way........

I've been loved, I've been despised... (You know that's one of the most argued parts, lol)

Everything else is kinda bland after you've had the whip eh? Lol.

Oh and usually boobies are a good clue,

I like whips and boobies.

LOL. I feel ya

I asked you nicely to never meme my pics, lol.

What a way to run a Brothel. What will people think?

That you're an idiot.

 

[SLM]

I've been loved, I've been despised... (You know that's one of the most argued parts, lol)

(That people despise you? I'd never believe it)

I've had my fill, my share of losing.....

I like whips and boobies.

And like magic you emerge from the crawlspace with nary a though of tin foil hats, lol.

I asked you nicely to never meme my pics, lol.

My bad but at least I didn't post the limbo one.

 

[CDNBear]

(That people despise you? I'd never believe it)

Not me, lol, the song lyrics. Some say he says "a snake" others, "a snide". After years of listening carefully, I'm positive I got it right, lol.

I've had my fill, my share of losing.....

And now the tears subside...

And like magic you emerge from the crawlspace with nary a though of tin foil hats, lol.

Whips and boobies re to me, as a bug zapper is to a moth.

My bad but at least I didn't post the limbo one.

Thank gawd, my skirt rides up way too high in that one.

 

[DaSleeper]

I've perused the thread and I've got two points to make here.

First of all, WTF?

Second of all,

Why We Need Paragraphs

You can match the I.P. s
Is it the same as Megahurts???
He/She has to be on the same pills.......

 

[SLM]

Not me, lol, the song lyrics. Some say he says "a snake" others, "a snide". After years of listening carefully, I'm positive I got it right, lol.

I know.

And now the tears subside...

I find it all so amusing....

Whips and boobies re to me, as a bug zapper is to a moth.

Well I know where your happy place is, lol.

Thank gawd, my skirt rides up way too high in that one.

Kilt remember, we were going to call it a kilt cuz that's more manly. lol

You can match the I.P. s
Is it the same as Megahurts???
He/She has to be on the same pills.......

Oh God, don't get started on IPs, I'll never hear the end of it.....

 

[CDNBear]

I find it all so amusing....

To think, I killed a cat and my I say, not in the gay way...

Well I know where your happy place is, lol.

Boobies.

Kilt remember, we were going to call it a kilt cuz that's more manly. lol

Yes yes, quite right, kilt, not a pleated pink chiffon skirt from Forever 21.

Oh God, don't get started on IPs, I'll never hear the end of it.....

Shear entertainment, lol.

 

[SLM]

To think, I killed a cat and my I say, not in the gay way...

Oh no, oh no, not me.......

Boobies.

Fascinating, it's an almost Pavlovian response.

Yes yes, quite right, kilt, not a pleated pink chiffon skirt from Forever 21.

Yes, it makes it all seem quite normal, doesn't it? Lol

Shear entertainment, lol.

See you say entertainment and all I hear is "somebody get the mop".

 

[CDNBear]

Oh no, oh no, not me.......

I did it my way...

Fascinating, it's an almost Pavlovian response.

But boobies!

Yes, it makes it all seem quite normal, doesn't it? Lol

As normal as a large man in a pleated pink chiffon sk... err... kilt from Forever 21 could look, yes.

See you say entertainment and all I hear is "somebody get the mop".

Yes, lol. But still entertaining, even the mop up is entertaining.

 

[SLM]

I did it my way...

For what is a brat......

But boobies!

Boobies, boobies, boobies! (Like Jan Brady would say it)

As normal as a large man in a pleated pink chiffon sk... err... kilt from Forever 21 could look, yes.

I honestly didn't know Forever 21 came in your size.

Yes, lol. But still entertaining, even the mop up is entertaining.

But my blood pressure, lol

 

[CDNBear]

For what is a brat......

What has he got...

Boobies, boobies, boobies! (Like Jan Brady would say it)

My new catch phrase!!!

I honestly didn't know Forever 21 came in your size.

I bought two.

But my blood pressure, lol

I'll stroke your hair and sing soft kitty.

 

[SLM]

What has he got...

When he finds that he cannot.....

My new catch phrase!!!

But you have to say it exactly like Jan or it doesn't work, lol.

I bought two.

I don't blame you, that must be a rare acquisition for you.

I'll stroke your hair and sing soft kitty.

Then I'll have a nap. Ok, I'll give you the keys, clean up after yourself and lock the door on the way out please.