Jihadists, read this:

[lone wolf]

http://gopthedailydose.com/2015/12/...t-in-the-world-by-pointing-out-one-huge-fact/

 

[damngrumpy]

I think Ted is just trying to Hog the stage here a bit.
I don't like Ted he is in my view a bigot and a nasty
piece of work, but this is something that cannot be
ignored.
The terrorist leaders should be held accountable for
false advertising at the very least. Think no heaven,
no virgins it will be a shock indeed The pigs in heaven
will all be rejoicing,

 

[CDNBear]

Ted is always entertaining.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Ted is always entertaining.

In a laugh-at-the-freak kind of way.

 

[Ludlow]

Most people I've known with the name of Ted were pieces of shyt. All Teds are no Bueno.

I'm prejudice against Teds

 

[CDNBear]

In a laugh-at-the-freak kind of way.

Oh ya. Anyone who takes him seriously, needs real help.

Once in a while, there's a little glimmer of a decent message (Only in regards to sustainable hunting practices and land conservation) in his bombastic BS. Then he just keeps gumming and it's gone.

 

[DaSleeper]

For some reason I get error 404 on that link...
So I gather from Bear's post you are all talking about Ted Nuggent...
I do like his ideas on hunting......

 

[lone wolf]

I got the error message too. If you scroll down, it's still there ... but here's the text to spare y'all the mug shot:

Ted Nugent just brought to light one important detail that I guarantee none of these Islamic terrorists have even considered. In the Islamic religion, pork and pork products are forbidden because the pig is considered an impure animal. In a Facebook post Ted writes…


Chimps & pigs, a match made in hell. ES&D voodooallahpukes.

Percy the pig makes for an extremely interesting read. I never knew pigs were in most products!!

Every Muslim who has ever handled TNT, Nitro, Bullets, High Explosive Bombs, Rocket Launchers or been treated for cuts injury requiring stitches, or taken antibiotics, or Vitamin Capsules, has been contaminated with Pig Products.

The ironical part is that when a Suicide Bomber blows himself up his body parts are impregnated with Gelatine and Glycerine from the explosive. Both Gelatine and Glycerine are manufactured from Pigs worldwide.. Ergo, they will never be accepted by Allah.

Some makers of cigarettes use haemoglobin from pig’s blood in their filters. Apparently this element works as a sort of ‘artificial lung’ in the cigarette so, they claim, ‘harmful reactions take place before the chemicals reach the user’, (enter the Pig.)

Pig bone gelatine is used to help transport gunpowder or cordite into the bullet. Insulin, the blood-thinning drug heparin and pig heart valves all vital. The complex workings of the global food and processing industry have ensured that it is impossible to avoid pig altogether.

There is no legal obligation for manufacturers to specify whether the gelatine they use is from a pig or another animal. When it is specified, it is often confusingly referred to as Suilline gelatine.


So to all prospective Suicide Bombers, ISIS and innocent, good Muslims, I say, “Have a Nice Day” from “Percy” the wonderful Pig.

Looks like these Muslim terrorists are in for a rude awakening when they reach the afterlife! Thanks for the good news Ted!!

 

[selfsame]

Pork is forbidden in all the heavenly scriptures: the Torah and the Quran; while Jesus Christ did not violate the Law of Moses.
But this is your ignorance when you think the pork is forbidden in the Quran only.

 

[CDNBear]

Pork is forbidden in all the heavenly scriptures: the Torah and the Quran; while Jesus Christ did not violate the Law of Moses.
But this is your ignorance when you think the pork is forbidden in the Quran only.

Speaking of ignorance. Nobody did that. But thanks for showing up.

 

[darkbeaver]

We owe our existance to pork.

 

[MHz]

Pork is forbidden in all the heavenly scriptures: the Torah and the Quran; while Jesus Christ did not violate the Law of Moses.
But this is your ignorance when you think the pork is forbidden in the Quran only.

From somebody whose God doesn't kill you forever for eating pork I can honestly say bacon is the best cut and it needs to be way on the crispy side. Might want to include a bottle of dry wine so what fat that does get into you leaves as a dissolved foreign substance.

The OT mentions clean and unclean after the flood. Since it doesn't mention it before the flood there is the possibility that there was a switch so that when the 10 Commandments became the Law there was a difference. That difference was also undone when Peter started preaching to Gentiles in Acts:10 and in the return of Christ it will be changed again and the sacrifice offered by Cain will be the acceptable sacrifice and food will be back to what it was for Adam and Eve. Immortal people won't need food or water to remain alive.

We owe our existance to pork.

You sure it shouldn't be 'porking'?

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Speaking of ignorance. Nobody did that. But thanks for showing up.

Leave him alone. He has to figure out a new pork-free suicide vest now.

 

[DaSleeper]

If we ever have jihadists around here, my shotgun will be loaded with bacon bits....

 

[lone wolf]

Pork is forbidden in all the heavenly scriptures: the Torah and the Quran; while Jesus Christ did not violate the Law of Moses.
But this is your ignorance when you think the pork is forbidden in the Quran only.

If Al Skibob jumped off the Empire State building, would you?

 

[Johnnny]

Pork is forbidden in all the heavenly scriptures: the Torah and the Quran; while Jesus Christ did not violate the Law of Moses.
But this is your ignorance when you think the pork is forbidden in the Quran only.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2qRSzCj84

 

[MHz]

Why are they making it look like those 5 slices created all that fat. They are the last slices in a pound of bacon. Now just need some spell to make it kosher and then cottage-cheese will have a rival.

 

[spaminator]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2qRSzCj84