Favourite bible verses.

[Ludlow]

Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Must be where the term donkey dick originated

 

[AnnaG]

Night is from 6PM to 5:59AM

Baloney. My morning starts between 0500 and 0530. Daylight starts about 0700 and night these days, starts about 1600 hours.

M't:12:40:
For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly;
so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

Good for M't, whomever that may be. I did not know Jonas was missing. I also did not know we had whales around here either. Jonas is a pretty big boy; about 184 cm, and average build I think. Hubby just gave him a R/C truck to play with a couple months ago. The kid has Asperger's but he is quite bright when it comes to robotics and stuff.

 

[Ludlow]

You have an off-beat choice of riides considering what else goes along with some of those references.

La:3:12:
He hath bent his bow,
and set me as a mark for the arrow.
La:3:13:
He hath caused the arrows of his quiver to enter into my reins.

Re:6:1:
And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder,
one of the four beasts saying,
Come and see.
Re:6:2:
And I saw, and behold a white horse:
and he that sat on him had a bow;
and a crown was given unto him:
and he went forth conquering,
and to conquer.

Isa:49:2:
And he hath made my mouth like a sharp sword;
in the shadow of his hand hath he hid me, and made me a polished shaft;
in his quiver hath he hid me;

Re:19:15:
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword,
that with it he should smite the nations:
and he shall rule them with a rod of iron:
and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

Jer:25:31-31:
A noise shall come even to the ends of the earth;
for the LORD hath a controversy with the nations,
he will plead with all flesh;
he will give them that are wicked to the sword,
saith the LORD.
Thus saith the LORD of hosts,
Behold,
evil shall go forth from nation to nation,
and a great whirlwind shall be raised up from the coasts of the earth.
And the slain of the LORD shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth:
they shall not be lamented,
neither gathered,
nor buried;
they shall be dung upon the ground.

Just curious because it's ,,,,nevermind. What is the fcking purpose of that. Posting all that like people haven't read the stuff a THOUSAND times.

 

[Twila]

I am not sure how it got to be 9 in the morning though. Older versions of the Bible say "the third hour of the day". Who says the beginning of a day starts at 6 AM?

wouldn't the third hour of the day be 3:00am?


For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing; they have no further reward, and even their name is forgotten. Ecclesiastes 9:5

Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit *****dom with them. Ezekiel 16:17 [ biblical *****s]

 

[AnnaG]

wouldn't the third hour of the day be 3:00am?

Exactly. Either 0300 or else day starts when one can see without using lights outside.

 

[darkbeaver]

The third hour starts at 2:00 AM.

 

[JLM]

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"............................not only my favourite, but also the only one I pay much attention to. Oh, there's one more "Waste not want not".

The third hour starts at 2:00 AM.

No arguments there!

 

[MHz]

Just curious because it's ,,,,nevermind. What is the fcking purpose of that. Posting all that like people haven't read the stuff a THOUSAND times.

It was posted to Walter. It is a continuation of what he was already reading about. You get worked up pretty easily, I can imagine what would happen if a post that long was directed at you? (not that there ever will be one)

 

[Curious Cdn]

Armaments 2:9-21

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

 

[Ludlow]

It was posted to Walter. It is a continuation of what he was already reading about. You get worked up pretty easily, I can imagine what would happen if a post that long was directed at you? (not that there ever will be one)

good

 

[MHz]

There ya go, a win/win.

 

[darkbeaver]

thou shall bloweth and sucketh thy maneths cocketh and swalloweth thy maneths cumeth.

spermification 1:1.

I have that embroiderey on the wall in the kitchen.

 

[JLM]

Exactly. Either 0300 or else day starts when one can see without using lights outside.

Noooooooooooooooope, the first hour starts at 12, the second hour at 1 and the third hour at 2.

 

[Ludlow]

Enoch 12:45~ here I sit all broken hearted . Tried to ..oh wait. That was something else.