Trouble? I have no problem finding the shallow or simple minded. There is no twisting necessary. Your statement is very easy to see and interpret. You not being able to recognise what you are saying is just a reflection on your intelligence, or maybe lack of.
I have made it very clear over the years that I am an "equal opportunity" a$$hole. Not even Bear, Das, Zan, Karie or RCS get a pass. So, that being said, if you say something stupid or hypocritical, you can be sure I will comment on it.
I don't care about a "pass", I'm not looking for one.
I am just stating, flat out, you are interpreting it wrong. Thus far the only two who seem to be seeing it the way you say it is meant are you and Blackleaf. Enjoy that meeting of the minds, lol, speaking of simple and shallow.