decisons,where should we go this winter?where is your favorite place to soak up the sun,or otherwise.where is your winter paradise?
I'm not travelling anyway this winter apart from within Bolton. I very rarely venture outside Bolton. Even travelling to neighbouring Wigan or Bury or Manchester is almost like travelling to a foreign country to me. The Wiganers, Burmurians and Mancunians (it sounds like a bunch of aliens from Star Trek) even have their own customs and traditions which are a bit difference to us Boltonians, so they even seem like foreign peoples. Wiganers have an insatiable appetite for pies, love their rugby league and hate St Helens; Burmurians speak with an odd rustic accent and like black pudding; and Mancs always wear parkas, hate Blur, greet you with the phrase "Y'all right our kid?" and have a hairstyle which is a cross between Liam Gallagher and Lego Man.
jeez,
i was hopin to make it to the outhouse and back
also hopin for snowshoes w/velcro bindings for christmas
by the time i get the quad started I usually don't have to go
-ANNA Ghehe Up and down the driveway pushing snow with the hoe.
.... another inbred ...
Nah. That's the Darweners. Everybody in Darwen, a small Lancashire town of 31,570 also known as "Blackburn's Bitch", is related to each other in some way (and sometimes in two or more ways).
Even Darwen's mayor has hairy, mal-formed, six-toed feet and has worked as the foot stunt double of Elijah Wood (Frodo Baggins) in the Lord of the Rings films.
No Darwener has ever travelled beyond the limits of the town boundary for fear that they may "fall off Darwen". Its web-fingered inhabitants simply believe that Darwen is a small flat continent floating through space.
Darwen is actually twinned with Tokyo - a vast metropolis of 13 million people - believe it or not, after a long and fruitful relationship in the human traffic business and the smell of stale fish.