I've been on this forum long before you ever knew about it.
Really? What weight is that? Your exports? They come to the US, that's fine, we'll buy them because you can't sell a bottle of beer across provincial lines, so someone has to babysit you.
We can't help you with your problems, we can't enumerate your problems. We have snow, some fish and a few trees left. Certainly if there was anything you need we would consider an offer. But you can't have our balls. We know what their for, making babies, we like that stuff.