ISIS video claims beheading of US hostage Peter Kassig

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He was just a damn Muzzie. I'm glad he's dead. Ragheads killing ragheads. Life is good.

Yeah yer right just another non European, who cares. And there's no way anyone could know he was dead.
 

darkbeaver

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Absolutely. Waste my best material on a bunch of Canadians who think the drunken fart joke is the acme of humour?

Not likely.

I detect a smidgin of envy. Looking back on your material you've not offered even one decent drunken fart joke. Could it be you're stretched to your limit here and just let a little pressure off? I'm sure that all it is and I'm certain the assembly will forgive your slip. You're probably tired from a transoceanic flight.
 

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I detect a smidgin of envy. Looking back on your material you've not offered even one decent drunken fart joke. Could it be you're stretched to your limit here and just let a little pressure off? I'm sure that all it is and I'm certain the assembly will forgive your slip. You're probably tired from a transoceanic flight.

if you want to see what a face looks like when they let off a little pressure a squeak at a time, mosey on over to the Harper is my Hero thread, there's a picture of him in there attempting to suppress gas
 

darkbeaver

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Once upon a time I was the wrong shape here but the constsnt ridicule and tough love has carved me into an outstanding member, I'm told in thousands of PMs.

if you want to see what a face looks like when they let off a little pressure a squeak at a time, mosey on over to the Harper is my Hero thread, there's a picture of him in there attempting to suppress gas

I saw that and thought what the hells wrong with him.
 

darkbeaver

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meh there's a lot of d*ck waving in Canada too

couldn't happen fast enough

I agree but I'd think it a hollow victory cuz the lids will just pull another one out of their box and all we'll have is another craven lunatic **** hole in a new suit. I have zero faith in contemporary politics.
 

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I agree but I'd think it a hollow victory cuz the lids will just pull another one out of their box and all we'll have is another craven lunatic **** hole in a new suit. I have zero faith in contemporary politics.

agreed

I'm tired of Harper now though, he's a known...once in a while he does something right but they all do given long enough, it doesn't matter much who is in there I'd just like some fresh fodder to mock
 

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Yes it dosen't much matter, as long as you play by the rules. They are not rules by of or for the people though. I expect the most marketable candidate to win. Truedoh is pretty and talks to peeple. cha-ching cha-ching heree comes dah King. hope and change, best manthing for the job, leadersh it, blah blah blah don't forgeet to file your taxes, help fu ck up the wworld better